Elf Foreman

i hate you hermie.

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

p.s hermie you will never be a dentist

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

i wish i had legs so that i could kick hermie's ass
#fuckyouhermie #yousmell

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

i'm back, bitches
#fuckyouhermie

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

crazy trippin' bc eggnog!
#tbt #everydayischristmas #fuckyouhermie

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

so being four inches tall & 346 lbs is not okay??? #bullshit #hermieprobablydidthis

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

my christmas wish is for hermie to die

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

every holiday is christmas

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

happy christmas bitches.
(lol but not you hermie you can die)

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

wow this guy has a hat just like me!
#hermiesucks #damnithermie

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

sittin' in class like...
#fuckyouhermie

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

just found my foot...
#damnithermie

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

#mcm.?
not this bitch lol
#lookhowpissedheis

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

these wings are so good!
#theywouldbeevenbetterwithlegs

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

ready for the game to start!

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

ready for the superbowl party!
#timetoparty #superbowl #ibethermiewisheshecouldpartywithus

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

#damnithermie

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

“@xqueenmeghanx: moses supposes his toes are roses”
i don't got no damn toes.

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

wow bitch you talkin' shit.?

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

the most beautiful creature to ever walk the earth.
#taylorswift #intouch #wowibethermiewisheshecouldtapthis

[Elf Foreman @damnithermie]

wow only 18 followers.
#thankshermie #ThanksObama #godamnithermie