Jason

Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.

[Jason @damnitjason]

Everyone was wondering what would happen if the Spanikopitars didn’t win the fantasy league Championship. I guess we’ll never know.

[Jason @damnitjason]

It’s been 5 years, but I’m coming out of retirement. Fantasy Hockey baby!

[Britt | 🌟 @SlavBritt]

I think the worst part about this whole FIFA thing is that they didn’t even allow people to experience an American Tailgate.
What do you mean they don’t get to experience free hotdogs grilled by Bob while he slams Bud Light out the back of his F-150?

[Jason @damnitjason]

@trackalwayslit Once they score 4, then he can go die in a fire, but I need 4 against him first.

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Second, and much louder, "No Means No" chant of Game 5 just now.

[Jason @damnitjason]

Clearly it is the joke to be made.

[Jason @damnitjason]

You pick one and only one. Those are the rules.

[Jason @damnitjason]

Stankoven #BucciOTChallenge

[Jason @damnitjason]

@SaadYousuf126 Tough to turn to a cold Adin Hill. Tough to turn to an Adin Hill who is prepared for a start too.

[Jason @damnitjason]

@bradgardnerDBD Have a kid. They’ll grab one for you.

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

For my football people, this is like when DeMarcus Ware left the Cowboys and then two years later had two sacks in the Super Bowl for the Broncos

[paintbrush @TXpaintbrush]

In case the Mavericks or the Stars both moving north from downtown moves puzzles anyone...

2009 median income heatmap versus 2024

(ACS census tract data)

The entire center of gravity for a (now) 8 million person metro is shifting north ~1 mile every decade.

[Jason @damnitjason]

@RobertTiffin Thank you

[Jason @damnitjason]

@corydtweets Probably not anymore since it belongs to the Mavs. @RobertTiffin reported that the Stars portion of the revenue sharing was about 15% of their income.

[Jason @damnitjason]

I have come to the realization that the Stars knew they were in trouble back in Fall of 2024 so the massive 15%+ ticket increases for the 2025-26 and 2026-27 seasons start to make a lot more sense when you understand they were about to lose 15% of their operating income.

[Jason @damnitjason]

@RobertTiffin No. ☹️

[Jason @damnitjason]

@bradgardnerDBD Except that the teams don’t control it themselves.

[Jason @damnitjason]

@robocentrics Oh. Well that’s fair. We snagged an awesome batch from Costco recently and there were still some squishy ones.

[Jason @damnitjason]

@ev_sporer You think Hall is the Carolina leading candidate over Freddie? Guy is about to break all sorts of records for least amount of goals allowed in the playoffs.