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unfortunately obsessed with stupid things, currently unsure about everything. what if i joined booktwt?

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

(gently putting my hand on your shoulder) hey. chill out, creamy milk

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

you can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they kill you

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

my ass is so fat because it’s full of love and whimsy

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

i just blew you 10,000 kisses i hope they reach you soon

[rune sword @runesword1]

let me trap you in my medallion. you will be useful later

[Spencer Barrett @spencerbarrett]

They never gave me parasitic diarrhea

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[A.Thompson @AledThompson]

No matter what art I make it can never compete with bumblebear

[popsee @qopsee99]

(Flirting) You’re such a well written character

[soli @solisolsoli]

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[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to get out of my way.

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[Elizabeth Elder @emackelder]

High Summer