Reid

clean and queer and out of control 빵빵- Accept no substitutes.

[Reid @damnitreid]

Oh yeah! Weird thing; they were showing reruns of ... the news...

[Bad Band Names @Bad_Band_Name]

Nirvana 2

[Bad Band Names @Bad_Band_Name]

Radioshoulders, knees, and toes

[Reid @damnitreid]

@jamieloftusHELP and no one even thought to invite you to your dad’s funeral?

[Reid @damnitreid]

@beardedandweird Right? Sometimes they’re okay and they have a few off jokes but sometimes they try to outdo themselves on how deplorable they can be

[Reid @damnitreid]

Just tryin to watch 80’s rom coms without choking on all that misogyny

[Reid @damnitreid]

Oh wow I really thought I could make it all the way through.. I thought I was in the clear but that ending really sucker punched me

[Reid @damnitreid]

@CourtneyLegere That’s so cool!

[Philip J. Ellis (he/him) @Philip_Ellis]

The three witches after giving Macbeth the prophecy that will fuck up his entire life https://t.co/fTiXlTzOaZ

[Reid @damnitreid]

Still mourning #Oppy - we didn’t deserve that brave little robot

[Reid @damnitreid]

I came here to make a tweet about wanting to be a 50’s lounge singer and was informed about #MyTwitterAnniversary so uh..yay!

[Mark Bolero @GlacialReignCA]

Weather: With the windchill it’ll feel like -15

My brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

Me: That’s punishable

[rockstar jazzy 👩🏽‍🎤♏️ @MHBjazzy]

white people: *answers the phone*

their brain:
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

white people:

[pinar @pienar]

texting my crush “hey infant” instead of baby so they know i’m smart and regularly use my thesaurus

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

Him: I missed you

Me: I missed you too

*we both reload our duelling pistols*

[𝕍𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕪𝕒 @vickmontoyaa]

“what’s your WiFi password”

“It’s on the back of the router”

Router: