Little Miss my tummy hurts

[Little Miss my tummy hurts @damnpahpi]

if a dude’s eating me out and he’s bald, best believe i’m putting a pop socket on that scalp

[Soham 🪐 @intoyouuarii]

Glinda when she saw Elphaba for the first time:

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

i’m pushing 30 and my friends telling me they’re pregnant still scares me as if we’re teenagers. like are you really sure about this, diva??

[suki ❄️ @sukijadedd]

"Your perfume smells so good"

Me:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ideal roommate situation

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

This probably the best use of AI I have seen

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

When you’re supposed to fight Mario but your heart’s not in it anymore

[Z_ @MmaMotho_]

These are the men God created for us?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me once I get that new buzzball flavor

[Christian @districtlazo]

How it’s been recently

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It’s Money Marge! Retweet for good fortune

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Voting for a President in America be like

"choose one"