Daddy’s Issue🥀

Skwisgaar Is Ams Dick.

[Daddy’s Issue🥀 @damnssam]

Breh

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Why would I drive 10 minutes to pick up dinner when I can stay seated and have it delivered slightly cold for only $38 more

[Daddy’s Issue🥀 @damnssam]

Wood chipper

[AshleY @Aku_700]

🚨SEXUALLY ABUSED WITH PENCIL — this heartless black woman babysitter brutally tortured and murdered innocent 17-month-old baby boy Anthony Delgado.

She slammed the tiny helpless child’s head on the floor while he was strapped in a stroller, shook him hard, and shoved a pencil up his rectum for sick sexual abuse, leaving it inside for a day and a half. This ripped his little body apart with awful injuries that killed him over one weekend.

This evil woman showed no sadness or shame in court while the poor family cried in pain. The judge said it was one of the worst cases ever. But she only got 23 years to life — way too easy for killing a sweet baby.

Never leave your kids with strangers.

RIP Anthony.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

HEARTBREAKING: Her 10-month-old baby was cut in half with a knife in front of her, her husband shot dead, and she watched them split her second child's skull with a machete. They also cut off one of her hands.

This is life for Christians in Nigeria. The media remains silent.

[Daddy’s Issue🥀 @damnssam]

Lmao THIS.

[wanye @xwanyex]

Everybody talks about sleep and sleep training, but to me the most unreasonable thing about babies is how they always want you to stand when you’re holding them. Don’t even dare sit down. Any particular advantage to standing? Is it more comfortable? Does it help us accomplish anything? Nope. Do it anyway! Do not sit on that couch. I’m going to need you to stand.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

The only acceptable reason to have kids is that you want to nurture and care for another being.
That's it. That's all of the good reasons. Not because you want someone to take care of you in your old age, not because you want them to take on a certain career, to give you grandkids, to further your religion. None of that. To bring a child into this world with expectations makes it unethical to have one, it lays the foundation for emotional blackmail; as in, 'I brought you into this world and raised you, had you for this reason so give me that happiness'. No one owes you anything for the things you do out of your own will for your own sake, not even your children.

[Amala Ekpunobi @amalaekpunobi]

Weird…I heard this was a non-issue. Turns out predatory men WILL use gender ideology as an excuse to abuse women in their spaces. Shocking!

[Amelia Isabella @Dorthi226]

A mom's role in a child's life

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

"Motherhood ain't a burden. It's a privilege."

Listen to Granny!

[Daddy’s Issue🥀 @damnssam]

Fk all these cultures who abuse their babies

[Sebastian™ @Azariel91]

"I’m waiting for the doctors and the Ministry of Health to see that mother’s video. At the very least, the National Commission for Child Protection, please notice how ridiculous moms like this are ☺️🙏🏻"

[Preethi Kasireddy @iam_preethi]

~4-10 months is the golden period of infancy. Your baby is conscious enough to be insanely adorable but not mobile enough to be wild. They love smiling, they laugh, they grab your face, they babble, and they are fascinated by everything. And best of all, they stay where you put them.

Enjoy it while it lasts because once they start walking it is game over.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Delivery drivers from all over are making videos saying “your babies are safe on my route”

Sad this even needs to be said

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: Elon Musk calls for the FedEx driver who just pleaded GUILTY to MURDERING 7-year-old Athena Strand to be “EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY”

We need more than that — we need him to be executed PUBLICLY

Jurors literally CRIED IN COURT while hearing video of Horner KlLLING Athena following demands she take off her shirt

He kiIIed her after she screamed for “momma,” not wanting to take her shirt off

This is a real life DEMON.

Burn this fcker at the stake.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

Creo firmemente en la pena capital para monstruos como este.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

The purpose of the hijab is to prevent temptation among Muslim men.

So when they force a baby to cover up, what does that tell you?!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canada is cooked

[Daddy’s Issue🥀 @damnssam]

Throw her in an oven.

[AshleY @Aku_700]

Black woman puts her two little sons in a hot oven and bakes them alive.

[Kate 🍀🌧️🪺 @_cotton_ball]

I think the key to a fulfilling life is to toddlermaxx. 5 kids in 10 yrs. Continuous chain of overlapping toddlerhood. No sleep. Constant chaos. New baby every 2 yrs. Never ending floor meltdowns, imminent danger & low impulse control keeping you on your toes for a full decade