Damo❤

Lawyer| Web designer/developer| Front end|Makeup artist/enthusiast... creative writer.

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

it’s always something new with these mfs 😭😭

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

The first shock of my life as a Nigerian while growing up was when I went to some of my friends’ houses and I discovered that they used to thank their parents after eating.

[Grace (omo'badan) @ifetemini]

Somewhere rn a man just handed a girl my annual salary because she’s pretty while I’m up at 5am for minimum wage. 😩😩😩😩

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tomorrow, pack just the utensils. If he asks where his lunch is, tell him it’s in the trash, where he left it.

[wickedijebubabe💋💕 @notyourfavvv23]

Kissing someone you don’t like feels like you’re taking rat poison

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[Wycliff K. @Wquay_]

I passed the Bar Exam 🤩🥳🥹

[The Odira Odira @OdiraTeddy]

Delayed but finally got my 9 Ps

[Dampop ✨ @Dampop_]

Chicken breast is such a pointless meat. No matter how you season it it just won’t be sweet.

[Yadie @Yadiegottweets]

I be in that danfo with Google maps wide open.😭

[yas @adoomies3]

Yeah peacock ate with this new love island intro song I’m obsessed

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[BIG BEN @benmallum]

After prof class, you'll begin to have a feeling that you'll ace criminal litigation.

[youlaust_ @korrasdefender]

@TYRISPRINT

[cj @wsgadIibs]

me when i check my front door for my package that i ordered 2 minutes ago and it’s not there

[SnrmanKiki @KikiowoAyorinde]

una wan use advice kill aspirants. LEAVE THEM ALONE

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Again. This is weird.
Nigerians make absurd, irritating jokes out of everything and that is why no one ever takes us seriously.

[Mr Royale @BayoRoyale]

I no too send o, but I actually hate being misunderstood. Hate it so much. As I dey shalaye, tears fit dey pour lmao.
Jesu saanu

[Caviar @chantediorx]

ANGELISTAAAA, WHAT WAS THAT BEHIND YOU?! #LoveIslandUK