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[damianbird @damoiom]

@sehar_cone @dnptrades @phanniehub Have you still got this?

[damianbird @damoiom]

@dnptrades Here are my daughters dupes she’s after Clear Dan & Clear Phil & Pinof Phil to complete full collection - UK Only DM me cheers

[damianbird @damoiom]

@KevinWeekes @NHL @MapleLeafs @Avalanche @EJHradek_NHL Tilly & Damian in the Isle of Man 🥰 no ice & snow here tucked up nice and warm cheering on the Maple Leafs 💪

[damianbird @damoiom]

@AerLingus @wereturnit the set up of your lost property return is absolute nonsense. Why you can’t use the onsite facility is ridiculous, wereturnit have no physical site or a phone number to contact them on. Terrible customer experience.

[damianbird @damoiom]

@pennjillette @MrTeller my daughter Tilly is bringing me to see you for my birthday tonight - can’t wait to see you loons 🥳. In meantime we gave your star a polish

[damianbird @damoiom]

@Tesco please can you pass on my regards to the fastidious doorman at Tesco Express Wapping Liverpool who took great delight in turning away us and our two kids at 22:59. He took particular job satisfaction as his iPhone clicked over to 23:00 during our protest…

[damianbird @damoiom]

@HamptonByHilton so the Liverpool City Centre staff think this is a full pint…so looks like a swift half before bed…

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[damianbird @damoiom]

@frankieboyle just finished this. Fantastic. Please write more. Preferably around this time of year as holidays are the only time my 2 year old toddler terrorist allows me to read anything other than Julia Donaldson. Ta

[damianbird @damoiom]

@Libpoolfcspare1 YNWA

[Libpool FC @Libpoolfcspare1]

Hospitality pair will be given away today for Liverpool v Bournemouth match. Free of charge. All you have to do is like the post, retweet and FOLLOW US ❤️. The ST holder gladly gifted these for the game for us. I will DM the winner by 9pm today. #freetickets #anfield #ynwa #lfc

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

#bbcpresenter
I can't see how any empire who hacked into the phone of a raped and murdered 12 year old girl, gave us #Hillsborough - The Truth, Bonkers Bruno and also did the countdown to Charlotte Church's 16th birthday can lecture anybody on morals and how to behave.

[damianbird @damoiom]

@harrismonkey thank-you you made my daughter Tilly’s day #iomtt

[damianbird @damoiom]

@eBay just spent 70 mins being passed to 5 different reps who asked the same Q&As over & over as they admitted I had been blind transferred in. I’m guessing you have a max call handling target which is working splendidly for your agents not so much for the customer of 20 years

[Harvey Hawkins @harvhawkscomedy]

2022 so far

[damianbird @damoiom]

@StephenMerchant finally watched #fourlives last night. Credit where it’s due you were excellent 👍

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Absolutely sick to death of this. While we were risking our lives in crap PPE, trying to save others, these people chose to focus their time & energy on lining their pockets. It's disgusting, it's indefensible, it's everything that's wrong with Britain.
https://t.co/1KHAyzxtIY

[Tony McDonough @tonymc39]

Possibly my favourite social media exchange in the whole pandemic

[Fact @Fact]

Blood donors in Sweden are sent a text message every time their blood is used to save a life.

[damianbird @damoiom]

@Nigella_Lawson my nephew Obie cooked your emergency brownies…he wanted to know what you think and if suitable to leave out for Santa?