Dame Ian

Just arrived in America on a lip sync visa...

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

“It behooves oneself to keep his wits...”

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

@awards_watch 😅😂

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

When outrage is your default, people be thinking you are a pretty chill person. Truth is…. This heart is probably gonna pop soon.

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

Listen to my heart? Fuck that. I’m not listening to that dumbass…

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

Thinking about that time Comic Sans ruined a potential relationship for me. Yeah, the font.

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

My problem is I show my cards too early. Can’t be genuine when everyone else playing games.

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Yeah… you can’t speak up on someone else’s experience. Thats not for you….. bitch.

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

I’m sorry… this spinoff you are trying to create… not happening. You were never a main character. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

Everyday I realize more and more that I am Joe from Empire Records.

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

@monkeywright

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Investing in yourself definitely pays off.

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I guess I’m that friend you re-add every time you break up with one of your boyfriends. Nice to see you again!!

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

I mean… it’s gotta at least be expressed.. I can’t read your mind…

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

@HumansNoContext Crater face

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Satan himself must have designed this abomination. I hate that because of my rage I must purchase a new one at the fucking ridiculous price of $60. Hell is real and I have just arrived there. (2/2)

[Dame Ian @damoneorone]

My AppleTV remote finally exploded when I threw it against the wall. This is not the first time I have chucked it against the wall. This has to be the worst example of design of all time. This remote is not as user friendly as most other Apple products. (1/2)

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How we get through

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Me and God are good. Why your ass gotta be involved? #gtfoh

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Who exactly are you trying to convince?

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Finally have a job that pays in celery. Can’t wait to see how that pans out.