Damon

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness---
Mark Twain

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Scottie Scheffler on the “unsatisfying venture” that sports can be.

[Damon @DamonTutterman]

@BasebaIlKing Time for a brush back!

[Damon @DamonTutterman]

@helenrey @DavidDidau Terrible graphic, ffs

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in retrospect maybe it was a mistake to tell young people that reading, the arts, the humanities weren’t important and that “learning to code” was sufficient for a good life.

[Skelly @Skellybean65]

@PFTCommenter This is the super super super super slomo

[Damon @DamonTutterman]

@ajm_nkt @Rockies Delete this

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Quick thread of lost and forgotten words that we need to bring back:

“Overmorrow,” the day after tomorrow, and “yesterneve,” yesterday evening.

“Nodcrafty”: to nod along sagely when someone is talking, despite not having a clue what they’re banging on about.

[Satan’s Niece @thekrissychula]

This is high art

[Vivian @suchnerve]

people are being disappeared but we still gotta do the laundry. our most sensitive personal info is being compromised but the trash needs to be taken out. people’s identity documents are being seized but it’s time to go get groceries.

[Damon @DamonTutterman]

@JamesAFurey @NJGeneralUSFL Because all you do is pass judgement like you're a Messiah of education. Any takes on anything else, or just the stance that everything is wrong?

[Damon @DamonTutterman]

@majordanger Calm down

[Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie]

I’d be unstoppable if I wasn’t so tired

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

America is finally being run like a business: a business acquired by private equity that’s being stripped for parts before being liquidated.

[Damon @DamonTutterman]

@Marshall9News Still time for the 49er's to get a shout out

[Ja Zmaj @jazmaj1]

Greetings from Europe...

[Damon @DamonTutterman]

@tinycrops @AdrianDittmann

[Damon @DamonTutterman]

@JoyceCarolOates He wore a tan suit!!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Musk is hiring “super high-IQ small government revolutionaries” for DOGE.

What do these super-humans have in store for us mere mortals?

Will they create universal health care, address the housing crisis or climate change?

Or will they just make the rich richer?

Stay tuned.

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

Yap at me Muse, about this guy who was lowkey built different,
who literally couldn't stay in his lane after he absolutely demolished Troy fr fr:
He was out here vibing in everybody's cities, living in their heads rent-free,
ngl he was catching major L's on the ocean, straight up in his feels,
trying to keep himself and his squad alive and heading back to base.
But no cap, he couldn't save his boys even though he was trying so hard:
they were out here acting real smooth-brained and did themselves dirty,
absolute NPCs who had the audacity to feast on Helios's cattle—
and he said "bet" and canceled their whole return journey.
Spill the tea about all this, divine bestie, Zeus's daughter, we're all ears.

All the other mains who didn't get rekt
were chilling at home, having dipped from the war and ocean situation:
but my guy was stuck in his villain era, no wifey, no home,
'cause this baddie Calypso (she's literally a goddess btw) had him on lock
in her cave, down bad trying to get him to put a ring on it.
But when the time finally came around in this whole seasonal rotation,
when the gods were like "aight, let him head back to his crib
in Ithaca"—but he was still catching hands even there,
even with his day ones. All the gods were like "free my man,"
except Poseidon was big mad, no chill,
beefing with god-tier Odysseus before he could pull up to his ends.

But rn he was posted up with the Ethiopians in their faraway spot,
(they're like split in two groups btw, absolute edge of the map type energy),
some where the sun dips, others where it does its little morning slay,
collecting his W in the form of mad bulls and sheep.
Man's was living his best life at the function, meanwhile all the other gods
were having a whole vibe check up in Zeus's crib on Olympus.
That's when the GOAT of gods and humans started spitting facts:
'cause he was thinking about that guy Aegisthus (absolute W person btw),
who got unalived by Orestes (Agamemnon's son, kind of a big deal):
thinking about all that, he started throwing shade to the immortal squad:

[Damon @DamonTutterman]

@JTFOz