toadette

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quality shit posts
if u were born after the internet probably don't follow me

[toadette @damp_tweets]

i hate baths bc u have to drink all the bathwater before u get out :(

[toadette @damp_tweets]

screening Saw at the nursing home

[Angelika Oles @angelikaoles]

BREAKING NEWS: Shane’s new series is another makeup infomercial even though he has done more blackface than makeup looks

[toadette @damp_tweets]

Please help and share if you can.

[toadette @damp_tweets]

sitting side saddle on the toilet to take a shit

[toadette @damp_tweets]

@kurtisconner Antihistamines, like the type for hayfever. I get that as well

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you start with 1 cent and double it for 20 straight days you will be a millionaire. Let that sink in

[toadette @damp_tweets]

@cake_hoarder

[ciles gorey @vccharr]

guy who can only flirt by saying "based" and "lets fucking gooo"

[toadette @damp_tweets]

he said he doesn't know who cum man is............ 😔💔

[toadette @damp_tweets]

she's a 10 but she doesn't listen to Taylor's version

[toadette @damp_tweets]

she's a 10 but she believes the earth is round

[toadette @damp_tweets]

Mr Toad was a cultural reset

[toadette @damp_tweets]

@TheMushrunt I'm kinda into it, I'm so hungry

[toadette @damp_tweets]

someone's eating a cwasont in the office

[toadette @damp_tweets]

when someone posts their newborn

[Jordan Raskopoulos @JordanRasko]

Sometimes I like to go to airport bookstores and sign books that I haven't written.