damper thom

stay damp, san francisco 💧 @damperbandca’s personal fable out now via @oldpressrecords

[damper thom @damperthom]

sometimes the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is really needing to pee

[damper thom @damperthom]

@gr8whitebison dragon obviously, bison aren’t even real

[damper thom @damperthom]

fellow humans endowed with male genitalia: if you have no intention of ever having kids, please consider joining me in getting a vasectomy. happy to share/answer questions for those who are interested.

[damper thom @damperthom]

@gr8whitebison unpopular opinion but i enjoyed the grooviness of the new album, especially once i saw them perform it

[Twin Peaks Sessions @TwinPeaksSesh]

Twin Shrieks 2023 @924Gilman September 29-30. Trust the Process two day passes for a crisp $13.69 available now. https://t.co/BM3mcKQBdO partial lineup Friday, full lineup end of month.

[Mitch Rocket 🚀🚀🚀 @MitchRocketSF]

Preach it, davey

[damper thom @damperthom]

a band called band names where every song is a stupid band name

[Short Fictions @short_fictions]

Twitter is busted
Reddit is busted
Facebook is run through
Hate to say it but it might be time to go outside

[damper thom @damperthom]

@gr8whitebison dibs on sampling carmie’s group therapy monologue in episode 3

[damper thom @damperthom]

you know you’ve got a zelda problem when you wake up with the tarrey town music already playing in your head

[damper thom @damperthom]

had the pleasure of filming the latest @TwinPeaksSesh: @RainbowCityBand <3 https://t.co/TovPBUU88P

[Damper @damperbandca]

#tbt new mixes are in and we’re stoked on how everything sounds!

we hope to be able to drop at least one of the new songs by fall.

thank you matt mcdavid, jaime wosk and linden reed for all the time and energy you’ve been putting into this!

📷: @ChrisAmsel

[damper thom @damperthom]

does this make them mom rock?

[damper thom @damperthom]

my mom really likes @twiabp and i just want the world to know that

[A Place For Owls @aplaceforowls]

The masculine urge to shout “let’s goooooo” when something kinda good happens

[damper thom @damperthom]

@theburiedjack yeah that’s probably the easiest to pull off/for other people to recognize, hard to make sluttier than it already is though

[damper thom @damperthom]

i think i’m gonna be slutty link for halloween, what armor should i sluttify

[damper thom @damperthom]

one positive thing about turning 31 is telling people you’re in club 31 sounds a lot better than club 30, that just sounds like a weight loss program

[damper thom @damperthom]

never thought of my hands as being out-of-shape but my asl class is making me feel like a weenie when it comes to signing

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

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