Dan Price ™

Just a kid from Shropshire with a head full of dreams.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

As it's Mel Brooks' birthday I implore you to flick to 12:20 where he introduces Ronnie Graham & they sing 'Retreat'. Wonderful stuff https://t.co/aaZuKc5ndO #melbr

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

Love the way he compares his shitty little drama to the Goldberg Variations. Fucking hell m8.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@Keirlovelystuff @DavidPGCSE CANCEL @DavidPGCSE ?

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@HXValley I wish he was "here today & gone tomorrow"

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@Benleo "Walks"! I'd have gone with shuffles.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@BulwarkOnline Nurse! He's out of bed again.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@AdolphusSpriggs I’m particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. It expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Men have penises and women have vaginas.

What do non-binaries have?

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@Heccles94 Maybe they need to take a gay for a cuppa.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@JoosyJew https://t.co/I8vmtRfJMq This reply was 😙👌

[Matt @250kchip]

@harriepw @Wickes Amazing, I've been looking for storage big enough to keep all the fucks i couldn't give about Palestine

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@Joeby52 I'm thirsty though.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@riffraffhands @AdolphusSpriggs Nothing sexist about it. Just good honest abuse.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@HarrietLamb_ Righto.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

Took a gay for a cuppa yesterday.
He was a right cunt.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@HXValley @thesundaysport Watched it & discovered this.

[Matt @250kchip]

@harriepw @Wickes Amazing, I've been looking for storage big enough to keep all the fucks i couldn't give about Palestine

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@MarshSongs @JDVance

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

There were two tiers of possible response to the express wishes of Henry Nowak's dignified family in the light of his traumatic murder. One humane and empathetic, the other inhumane and exploitative. This version of "Lyin' Eyes" (Eagles) is for @JDVance and those in the second.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@JonnyG I remember seeing it listed in the independent chart in my sister's Record Mirror before I'd even heard it. Was so intrigued by "Einstein A Go Go by Landscape." When it made the proper charts I was excited & I loved it. So yeah, I was that guy.

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

@MichaelCGlasper @untypicalboro To be fair, I would too if I was sat next to Sam Matterface.