The Damsel in Dating Distress

Dating & relationships 💕 Humour, drama, sass & authentic insight

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Hi! How are we all doing? ☺️🤗⁣ I was meant to post this shortly after my birthday back in May 😳

Turning 33 has been fab. Thanks to my family, friends, work buddies, and boyfriend for making it extra special.

Added a couple of cute photos from the surprise getaway 🏞

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Apologies, I was meant to post this a few weeks back... had to screenshot the caption from my IG page as there aren't enough characters! #datingupdate #lovelife #oneyearon #relationships #dating

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Dating apps be like… 🤣⁣

#datingapps #onlinedating #datingsites #moderndating #datingadvice #datinglife #relationshipadvice #datinghumour #nah #giveitamiss #nothanks #datingbelike #missedmatch #datingappsbelike

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Your true colours will shine through eventually in real life… just saying 👀⁣

#datingandrelationships #datingapps #onlinedating #datingsites #moderndating #datingadvice #datinglife #relationshipadvice #newlingo #datingterms #datingappsbelike

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Typing… 💬⁣
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#moderndating #datingadvice #datinglife #relationshipadvice #arguments #truth #wheresthelie #relationshiotruths #textingbelike #texting #firstofall #quoteoftheday #loveandromance

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Conversation’s dead before it even begun! 💀⚰️⁣
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#thetruth #facts #datinghumour #wordoftheday #deadconvo #hey #dry #datingbelike #toomuch #loool #loveandromance #datingapps

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

😩😩😩 (no but why does this resonate!?!) 🙈🙈🙈⁣

#datingandrelationships #datingapps #moderndating #datingadvice #datinglife #datinghumour #quoteoftheday #datingappsbelike #relationshipsbelike #loveandromance

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

The same research from Badoo shows that the average date in 2021 lasted 2.5 hours (thanks to virtual dating!)

#dating #relationships #badoo #facts #wordoftheday #facts #longdezvous #lockdown #virtualdating #courtship #longerdates #loveandromance #datingapps #moderndating

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Our first holiday abroad 😊⁣

#datingblog #datingandrelationships #datingapps #onlinedating #datingsites #moderndating #datinglife #holiday #couplesholiday #goodtimes #firstholiday #wantmore #summer2022 #flightsnotfeelings #flightsandfeelings #datingstories #loveandromance

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Asking for me 🙃⁣😂

#dating #relationships #lol #datinghumour #quoteoftheday #qotd #datingbelike #itbelikethat #essentialoil #stoptalking #askingforme #humour #sarcasm #loveandromance

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Online dating is a gamble, but you can be successful in finding #truelove. What helps is taking things slow, looking out for yourself and not believing everything about someone you just started talking to online. ⁣

#onlinedating #tinderswindler #datingscam #cyberscam

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

It was such a minor thing thinking back but I couldn’t hold it at the time, VEXED is an understatement. ⁣
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Can anyone else understand why this would rile me up?? 🤬⁣

#dating #realtionships #datingdiaries #datingstories #irritation #boyfriend #gettingvexed #loveandromance

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Check out my latest episode with #Psychologist, #Astrologer & Dream Expert, Dr. Michael Lennox. We unpack the topic of #Astrology and how it plays an important role in life and #love

Key takeaway: "Every sign is compatible with every sign!" 🗣️

https://t.co/5wBAWnCRcC

#podcast

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

The old me can relate 😬😐⁣

#dating #relationships #relatable #oldme #rosesarered #violetsareblue #poetry #quotes #whocanrelate #datinghumour #banter #humour #thetruth #goodluck #loveandromance #datingandrelationships #datingapps

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

My friends told me that #livingtogether will make or break you as a #couple… I felt those words for sure in #January!

I’m still adapting to our very different levels #cleanliness (put simply: I’m a clean freak and he’s messy) but other than that… I do enjoy living with him 😊

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Not really one to celebrate but Happy Valentine’s / Galentine’s / Single Awareness Day to all x⁣
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#dating #relationships #findinglove #someonespecial #valentinesday #galentines #singleawarenessday #funnyquotes #datinghumour #quoteoftheday #vday #justanotherday #loveandromance

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

It’s been predicted that 2022 will be the year that masturbation finally comes out from the dark. With many locked away in isolation, the role of #selfpleasure has evolved into a form of #selfcare, with people far more open to speaking about the act as a necessary practice.

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Always remember that there is no age limit on dating or falling in love, and no matter how old you are, the desire to find someone special still remains. 👨🏻‍🦳👵🏼👴🏿👴🏾👵🏾🧓🏽🥰⁣
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#dating #relationships #findinglove #someonespecial #nevertooyoung #nevertoolate

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

Why. 💀

#dating #relationships #datingapps #moderndating #cringworthy #cheesypickuplines #cheesy #cringy #pickuplines #chatuplines #damngirl #canyounot #killmenow #datingin2022 #2022dating #cantdeal #loveandromance

[The Damsel in Dating Distress @damseldating]

I know it’s Thursday today but saw this new term and had to post it! I was talking to a few friends yesterday and this is exactly how they feel about dating… pretty nonchalant with minimal investment. 🤷🏼‍♂️⁣
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I wonder if anyone here is in a similar boat? 🛶 ⁣

#datingapps #pof