me at the function tonight: CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
everyone else: wrong competition dude this is the world cup 😂
me: you think the current world champions wouldn’t know that? *shows CWC trophy*
everyone: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? 😳🤯
me: pints chit chat good people 🍺
Of corse your pass rates gonna be 95% if your always passing backwards and side to side, same way wingers who don’t lose the ball aren’t trying to take on the full backs….safety first 😴