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[Sivanathan @sivanathans]

It’s the "unspoken KPI" of every office in Malaysia.

You can be a technical wizard who can map your entire supply chain in your sleep, but if your boss finds you "difficult," your career is going to have a permanent "pending" status.

Competence is just the entry ticket. It gets you into the stadium. But "likeability" is what gets you the VIP pass and the seat at the table.

In the corporate world, humans promote humans they actually enjoy having a teh tarik with.

If a boss has to choose between a "genius who is a headache" and a "solid performer who is a joy to work with," they will pick the "joy" every single time.

I’m going to start practicing my "boleh boss" in the mirror tonight and google all the best teh tarik spots near the office.

I don't even like teh tarik.

But i’m ready to become the most likeable person to my boss.

[Karl Hawkes 🌞 @karlehawkes]

@venom1s Her preference is irrelevant. Men are learning to love each other and getting lean healthy bodies magically from genetic exchange.

[وَ @_zahwareza]

Kurangkan makan yogurt 📝

[Luna @bestofthebestmy]

@jaysee666 Bawak la kawan lelaki. Bagi dia tahu anak dia gay

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

9:00 AM salary credit
9:05 AM paid rent
9:10 AM paid credit card bill
9:15 AM paid loans
9:30 AM Electricity bill
9:45 AM Gas bill
10:00 AM Grocery bill
10:15 AM Waiting for the next salary

[Ernest is: on LRT3! 🚇🚈💙 @ErnestOnPT]

>be Touch N Go
>create original card
>fast forward later, create a digital wallet
>e-wallet component has no need to touch with anything
>introducing touch device
>can’t use original Touch N Go card

Masterful play by TnG, makes you wonder who’s in the product development dept

[Grindr @Grindr]

body count resets soon 🙌🏻😇😍

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

Y’all ever looked at ya CoWorkers & said this place just hire anybody 😭

[Nae ✨ @SoooSweetKitty_]

Keep applying. Start interviewing now. Secure a start date by mid-late January.

[abhinav @AbhinavXJ]

funniest thing I read today

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

your mom worked WHERE?

[ki @kiorcally]

day 1 of job application

[Nyeleti Ngobeni @nyeletipromise]

Me studying chapters the night before an exam.

[Hafiz Adam Azlan @hafizadam]

@nzranasr Because your mental health is important. If youre happy who cares if your pay is shit. Better than being guilty about taking MC then starts hallucinating ventilator and ambulance sound while resting at home. Not a good sign for your psych.

[Florz @The_Florencee]

I am a big advocate of ‘learning on the job’ because truly, you will learn on the job.

[Chia Yi @chiayitay]

What’s Malaysian?
- tu nah
- that one
- nohhh

Love that I can’t tell how a Malaysian “look” like, but I know who’s from home when I hear them speak/do things. May we never need to define Malaysians by our appearances.

Happy 62nd Malaysia 🇲🇾
You’re worth fighting for changes ❤️

[scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes]

she has got to find a better way to let me know my dad just left for work

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Being in a relationship with someone who doesn't want to speak about their emotions is so exhausting, sorry.