lil pudding

I ghost with grace, in heels, not haste.

[lil pudding @damwit_]

There's no shame in starting over.

[Vaughn @ZiSibiya]

She's claiming l slept with her man as if we even had time to sleep.
Sis your man is a beast.😫

[lil pudding @damwit_]

Okay ma'am ... I promise I won't

[Hunadi M @HunadiFlorah]

Bafazi don’t get pregnant, drinks are on me this December

[lil pudding @damwit_]

Hapa unareply... It's ok you can deduct the pay because my safety comes first.

[BAMBI👑 @detty_pigg]

Wanataka kunimalisaaaa buana😭😭😭😭

[lil pudding @damwit_]

Where I come from... Matatu ndio ilitupeleka tao at 70bob instead of 100 bob... They have been there

[𓆩friday𓆪 👩‍💻 @datawizz_]

When we were striking against the finance bill of 2024, matatus should have striked in solidarity with the people. Look at how everything is paralyzed today

[lil pudding @damwit_]

If msiba wa kujitakia was a person

[Mark_keith @itsbarasa99]

I have been stoned on Thika Road while heading to outerring road. Hamkuniambia private vehicles hazikubaliwi kwa njia buana
#Rejectfuelprices2026

[lil pudding @damwit_]

My first twt hii

[Al Mu6rati🇰🇪 @brysonmu6]

Being drunk called by a kamtu you dont rate is so offf,like get your shit together you alcoholic degenerate.

[lil pudding @damwit_]

Ni mbaaaya..

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

STOP CHECKING UR PHONE EVERY 2 MINUTES NO ONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

[lil pudding @damwit_]

@wannaBeMase You Gerrit

[lil pudding @damwit_]

My anxiety has taken me places I wouldn't have gone ...

[21 🥭 @wannaBeMase]

I wonder what life could have been like without anxiety

[lil pudding @damwit_]

Mimi mtu asiite ass yangu mafruumbanya...hio ita chokora wenzako na uko

[lil pudding @damwit_]

Sema one term

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

DJs in Kenya will now be required to pay Sh20,000 every year to get a license.

This license allows them to play music at events, clubs, and other public places, in a move to ensure artists are paid royalties for public performances.

[lil pudding @damwit_]

At least I am not alone

[juːˈniːk @Fareeida]

I’m out of moisturizer, out of face wash, out of serum, out of leave in conditioner, out of funds, out of words….

[lil pudding @damwit_]

I think it's time I break my celibacy streak

[lil pudding @damwit_]

This 💯

[Tuko Kadi @BlackBarmitzvar]

Unknown life hack. Unalipa all bills na Airtel, you get it back as airtime, end of week unanunua zile bundles ya 300 ama 500 using that airtime refund. You’ll never spend money on calls and data ever again!

[lil pudding @damwit_]

Mimi nimeekwa na best friend kuona game ya Man u😭😭 i can't wait iishe nilale

[M @MuneneInc]

I’ll probably shed a tear of joy the moment I get home and see my bed😭

[lil pudding @damwit_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

"Sasa mimi ata ni tweet niliona kwa mtandao"

[lil pudding @damwit_]

I am scared of my ovulation season.... That ain't me fr

[lil pudding @damwit_]

Wait until your nails na nywele are done

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

Breakups are crazy like who am I supposed to text???
I bought a new dress and I like it sm… am I supposed to keep this information to myself???😂😂😂💔💔💔

[lil pudding @damwit_]

Rookie

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Kuna mtu naona kama ameamua kunicon, but let me play along

[lil pudding @damwit_]

I mean... I am just from muting that word ndio nione kaa nitaponea

[M @MuneneInc]

This translate thing is very annoying 🤦‍♂️