Dani Brown

Phoebe Bridgers fan, SNL-writer wannabe

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

Children from china have a leg up in beach digging to china challenges

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

Congrats on ur hymen breaking but lowkey that’s DISGUSTING!!!!

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

We took whipped cream too far and then we did ocean gate #humanity

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

@TheMcRib1 Just got put into a psychiatric ward because I got shot :/ and I’m on the WORST behavior

[i love playing @TheMcRib1]

just got released from the hospital on good behavior

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

@TheMcRib1 You have a really lovely girlfriend who is really trying

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

Brooooo 🤣🤣🤣

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

Too ugly for LA,
Too ugly for New York,
Gonna stay in New York cause it’s cooler tho

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

Can they add a “don’t want to watch” list to letterboxd

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

Free bleeding into my boyfriends pj pants while he is in surgery I’m a #horrible girl

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

The beauty of New York City is that u can be a horrible person and you still won’t be as horrible as the girl who pulled the other girls pants down at the Knicks parade

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

@Oliveiskindaok OK EMPLOYED THOOO

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

@thalia8pril U need to watch serenity

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

@rob_ravioli Pink is Jewish?

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

Euphoria season one: you took my coke.

Euphoria season three: you drank my coke??????

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

They’re showing these Coca Cola bottles in euphoria as often as I flash my titties to the general public

OFTEN!!!

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

@laughorlogoff__ I feel like 9/11 was way worse for our generation than love island

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

@annhybri NOOOOO NOOO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYY!!!! PLEASE GOD WHY!!!!!

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

pointing at every pregnant woman I see at Disney and shouting “HIDDEN MICKEY!!”

[Dani Brown @dan1br0wn]

@Only_OneRR IVY WOLK