DanYELL

awards in horrendous patter xx

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

PLEASE WHATEVER YOU DAE WATCH THIS😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

The fucking taxi driver the day gave me n Gracie the card machine n it said 1,150 quid 😭😭😭 u only took us tae Hamilton bro

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

when he asks for his hoody back

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

@paulinus_wisdom Dm me plz

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Hi is anyone selling a LF system ticket for Saturday 19th at swg3??? Plzzz RT 🙏

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Prince Charles hands genuinely look lit they hulk smash gloves a wanted when was aboot 12

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Nothing humbles you mare than asking a wain what age they think you are 😭 howling just been telt a look 45 xx

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

This was aboot 3 mins into the trip before there wae nae turning back

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Me n cammy went a 6k kayak n snorkelling trip in Tenerife rough as fk. This resultin in me watching ma bf bobin in the Atlantic Ocean being violently sick into the water whistle I’m greeting accepting death. To top it aw aff when trying to get bk inty the boat he’s capsized us :)

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Hahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahah

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Saw a women today at the breakfast buffet fill her plate wae raw peppers n onions real honking start to the day tbh

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

😭😭😭

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Ma Nana just said she wid dae time for me 😭😭

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Why the actual fuck dae Lidl n Aldi make it so hard to get oot the shop when u don’t want anything??? I’ve just had to dae the long jump er a rope to get oot honestly sorry a didn’t want to buy any rice puffs mad creeps

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

SCREAMING😭😂😩 silky smooth

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Trying to look for a new car n ma da’s really been helping me oot😩😩💅🏻

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

The queen must be stinking

[DanYELL @dan_Yell98]

Ma da wasn’t invited to ma nanas bday dinner n hes text ma maw that😭😂😂