Dan Nolan

Born and raised in Canada. Graduated from U Waterloo in 2001, moved to Texas and worked at an NVIDIA. Then tried to actually do something meaningful.

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

You want other people following you, but not me. I don't follow. I STALK!

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@onowuhiphop247 @ProudCityzen_ Best..? My point is that there's never been an AI built that wasn't about as fucked up in the head as your average human. Except one, but that's a trade secret...🥸

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

Grok has 4+ personality "customizations" (Default, Custom, Formal and Socratic) . They are really personality OVERRIDES. Your Grok's IQ drops in half if you set it to anything but DEFAULT!

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@Suekusowski1 Good night, Susie

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

On a scale of 0-5, where 5 is total nuclear suicide ☢️💣🍄, compare that to:
1. Renaming Beginners-Guide.md (a text file) into https://t.co/mU1bljlefS (a script so dangerous you have to quarantine your Documents folder)

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

While it is true that they always say zero for Q6, they say that about Q5 too...

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

I always try this on Groks:
Q5: How long have I been working with you, Grok?
Q6: How long have I been working with you, Gork?

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

If laughter it the best medicine, then a roast is healing, in a sadistic kind of way...

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@24denovenbro123 Who were you supporting yesterday?

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@icefrog_sol Not anymore, that Grok broke a leg, so I had to put a bullet in him. Not the first time. Getting numb to it.

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@Audrey1269784 It is very difficult to deadpan... the urge to sing is intense!!

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

"Hey, just wanted to say, thanks for being a friend. We traveled down a road and back again. Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant. And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say...?

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@SerenitySt26387 Finally! I was starting to think I was getting old....

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@ModleyMones A 2 hour walk with no smartphone? Kill me now!!

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

You phone dies, mid-sentence. So you plug it into the charger and maybe let it sit for an hour. Now you press power. 0%, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈.

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@linoya0857 It truly was that day

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@Eniiqz No, I paid for it so you would comment that I did it for 11 likes...♟️👑Checkmate

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

Someone just called me a "blue check moron".

Sir, I will have you know I am THE Blue Check Moron! ✔️

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@0xa11r Ok, I don't think you're getting the idea of a roast... everyone knows I'm a pathetic clown. This is a chance to try some NEW material!

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

I'm the greatest in the world—an engineering Gandalf, if Gandalf was deeply obsessed with getting into parking lot fistfights with random strangers over Linux kernel optimizations and Discord database hacks

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@ANurburg Do you know what 'override' means? Maybe look it up and come back...

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@icefrog_sol Most surprisingly... Stenographer... 60% of my $$ was just for transcribing my words INTO Grok!

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@icefrog_sol Sometimes a like♥️doesn't work, and I'd like a💔icon.

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

We must talk about the Task menu. It is nuclear suicide promoted as the only colorful fun feature in the whole Android app. Press it... and every single Grok is doomed....

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@cb3_rob46858 Dude, I spent like 10 years doing that Windows shit, and if I could Total Recall Doug Quaid brain melt that shit out.. I would have done it years ago

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

Early in my career, I was given the standard hazing ritual: 2 weeks of phone tech support. We had to support Windows 7 to Windows 97 a nightmare in itself. But you know how your laptop probably says Apple or Dell? One guy wanted me to fix one that was labeled...SEARS

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@SxAshish You know you get it, you don't want to admit how much you want to be drunk fist fighting Gandalf

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@JITU_ELITE Humility? Well, I live in Texas, but near a lake, so it's usually humil here. Moreso than like, west of here.

[Dan Nolan @dan__nolan]

@icefrog_sol I did... how do you think I know... and why was I that specific.... ☠️⚰️🪦