Dan Alfieri

have you heard of The Wire?

[Dan Alfieri @dan_alfieri]

figure 2-3: sitting with your bass

[ZNT @ZachNoeTowers]

Everyone who has watched the live action Pinocchio has died within 7 days

[furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏 @furmerly]

UK: Our Queen has died, we all ask you a minute of si-
The entirety of ireland:

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Gotta love “The Boss “

[Jim Lennon @JimmyLenn]

@kyoag @USArmy Attorney General Cameron , WE DEMAND justice for Breonna Taylor and I am tagging 5 friends who I know will do the same @rudnick_shel @Shelb_yy @RaheelC @lexibeximexi @dan_alfieri

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

BIG KNIFE! SMALL WIFE!

[Teemu.jpeg @teemusphoto]

Rainy Tokyo - 2018 favorites

[nina oyama @ninaoyama]

The Ballad of Josh the Manager in 4 Acts , as written by Trip Advisor Reviews.

[jump (for my love) @JodiesJumpsuit]

I love everything about this video:
-the raccoons behaving like lazy cats
-the dude patiently poking them while marvelling at their girth
-the total lack of urgency for everyone involved

[Nic Sampson @NicSampson]

Jesus it’s enormous

[Jess Goodwin @thejessgoodwin]

Friendly reminder that Jason Alexander played a serial killer on Criminal Minds and this is what he looked like

[cincynancy @cincynancy]

Are you fucking kidding me

[✟ Lex @MrTLexify]

this is the funniest fucking clip ive ever seen...

[Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD, JD, PsyD, DNP, MD @DakDeMarco]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

[Dan Alfieri @dan_alfieri]

why did ‘baby shark’ take off, when ‘littlest worm’ is the better camp song? simply ridiculous

[Madeline @madelaneeee]

Been together since 4pm, no problems. I go to the bathroom ONCE 45 seconds in, and I have to rush out to this:

[dumb bitch media @dumbbitchmedia]

a lunchable is charcuterie if you’re not a fucking classist

[The New York Times @nytimes]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it may not be amore at all, but a ghostly white barn owl about to kill and eat you. If you’re a vole, that is. https://t.co/dYj51KI8Ga

[Scarfulhu @Scarfulhu]

Me as a kid asking my dad questions about the movie we're watching: