Dan Ash

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

"To pick up hot materials, such as test tubes, we have thongs-uh, rather tongs, to use in the lab." Mr T.

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

If anyone wants to donate to ALS for the Ice Bucket Challenge, or just because, I'll make it easy for ya: https://t.co/rATuyGbhk1

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

Kids don't know how to check their voicemail because it doesn't say: "please enter your password, then press hashtag" #WhatIsPound?

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

I only use Twitter for Vine #JustInCaseAnyoneCaresToKnowWhatIUseThisAppFor

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

It didn't quite feel like home without my parents arguing with @smashme3 every night about something #HomeSweetHome #WelcomeBackToThe603

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@smashme3 THE WALLET HAS BEEN RETURNED. #MoneyInTact #NoDrugsBought #Miracle

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

Lost my wallet in the tree streets of Trashua somewhere #GoneForever #FreeDrugMoney

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@tiamoores I think I see it a little

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@erikchazin thanks man!!

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@MadameLemire @tiamoores Merci Madame! Did you start that best selling book yet??

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@tiamoores thanks gurl  also thanks for the help with the wash 

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@kaylabarr0n I am the queen after all

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@branqina thanks #brangina #b-hole

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@beccatothemax thanks, mom, you're the best!! 

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@Cole3Megan thanks!! 

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@mollbenz No problem Molly!! Just trying to spread the birthday cheer. Happy birthday to you too, sister!!!

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@smashme3 I was afraid you were going to post this somewhere...

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

The worst possible combination #disappointed

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@tiamoores my driver's side door was actually frozen so I just assumed #dirtyblondemoment

[Dan Ash @dan_ash4]

@tiamoores had to climb in through the driver's side door this morning because every other door was frozen shut #2cool4school