Dan Deasy

Dad to two beautiful girls, husband of my best friend, Retired Firefighter, cynic and altogether grumpy old git

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@NatashaOfficial That’s our Billy that, he loved Quavers

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@realMaalouf Hope he never needs glasses, they aint fitting over that snotter

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@Geniustechw The “air bag warning” on the sun visor said it all.

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@RedWaveCrewHP 9

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@HazelAppleyard Pronouns “tapped”

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@MbarkCherguia Soon to be 4 !

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@travelingflying If you are wearing a weave, oh wait…….

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@allie__voss Child abuse for fashion. Go you.

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@trumplicans2024 Did this to my noise way back when 🙈🤣🤣

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@realMaalouf If you turn the screen upside down, it still makes no sense but it’s funny.

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@steveinman Love a preemptive strike

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@NoDMsPerfavore Sir Kier Starmer !

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@HMRCcustomers in the middle of a call lasting 48 minutes your system cut me off !

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@bapak7189 @PhaedraXTeddy @ECOAlphaTango @Windd767657O @ElenaHaskins @CarlaCo92330391 @Caterobin24 @132o0740dkzv514 @A202220222000 @yuceltanay53 @angie_renati @NickLoconteJr @Mr_SuchCheese @SkogJohansen @Cosmicbrigade Just another Chinese person with no empathy, nothing new.

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Remember to do your recycling. Use paper straws, get rid of your wood burners and pay your congestion charge

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@SaulStaniforth V8 petrol all the way 💨

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@Rainmaker1973 Milli Vanilli

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@mrkphllps1 “After tomorrow” that means it’s today ye, then it’s tomorrow, well she said the next one which is after tomorrow!! 🙈

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@BBCBreaking Anyway when do the clocks go back ?

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@FAFO_TV Thick as a submarine door