Morky

27 | Formula 1 | Automotive Engineer | Probably works in the automotive industry (pls don't ask me about leaks)

[Morky @dan_firdauss]

Update: we got married!

Thanks twitter

[Morky @dan_firdauss]

27/6~28/6

Amidst this ravaging pandemic,
In this hustling, hectic city,
You are the only one that I seek,
My one and only sanctuary...

[Syahir @syahir]

masa mahal takde harga siling, masa murah ada harga lantai 😀

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Instagram added images to replies and they just opened Pandora’s box

[Blue Field Above @BlueFieldAbove]

@Pirat_Nation Mr. Nvidia himself personally came inside that man's gpu and he's still complaining.

[nabiru. @nabiruworks]

Looking at the price of the new Steam Machine and I would like to propose an option for my fellow SEAgang community

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm show on Amazon is the most radicalizing piece of mainstream media I’ve ever seen

Just one example (bear with me):

Badgers became a protected species in Britain 40+ years ago.

The population has exploded and now frequently transmits tuberculosis to cows

But farmers can’t cull the badger population to protect their cattle because the government still considers them to be endangered

Instead of addressing the root cause, the UK has the most batshit testing regime for cattle

There’s no TB vaccine. So the cattle have to get tested. The vets administering the test have to measure welts on the cows neck. Whether a cow lives or dies comes down to a vet trying to discern 1mm on a caliper (reactive vs non reactive).

If a cow tests positive, the farm (already running on super thin margins) is quarantined and starts hemorrhaging money.

Jeremy Clarkson’s cow (pregnant with twins) has an inconclusive test so it’s separated from the herd. It receives a second inconclusive test so they have to kill it (before it can give birth to the twins).

Now here’s the kicker: the autopsy reveals no sign of TB. It was a healthy cow needlessly killed

So - silver lining the farm should be removed from quarantine, right? WRONG - it’s still under quarantine and has to keep testing and can’t sell its beef

Kafkaesque doesn’t even begin to describe how f’d up it is for British farmers

[AI (fan) @AndoniIraolaEra]

🚨BREAKING: Liverpool’s expected to bring back the orange kit to reportedly trick Gakpo into thinking every game is for the Netherlands.

[Cool Hand James @PunishedCHJ]

SAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT SAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

Jeremy Clarkson has given an update on his prostrate cancer:

"Hello everyone. Now the more observant amongst you would have noticed that I'm not dead, and I'm not just not dead, I'm perfectly fine. My eyebrows in particular are looking very lustrous.

And the reason why I'm fine is because the doctor caught the prostate cancer early, and they caught it early because, I got tested.

Now I know a lot of you will say, 'Eww, I don't want to be tested because it means someone will have to put their finger in me,' but it's just a blood test these days.

And if you go to your doctor and he says, 'Well I'm not going to test you because you don't have any symptoms and you're not in a high risk category,' just lie. Say you've got symptoms. Say that you have to get up 32 times in the night for a wee and there's some dribbling.

Because look, 10, 12 thousand people, men to be honest, die every year in the UK from prostate cancer. Don't be one of them. Get tested."

Glad you are well Jeremy and sharing this message!! @JeremyClarkson

[🗣 @Shlupent]

I mean your country runs on tourism and intentional kawaii culture as a rebrand from a war criminal. You should shut up and keep your racism to yourself.

[Shizukou😈🕹️ Retro Gamer @Shizukougames]

I genuinely believe the death of Top Gear and the rise of boring cars are connected somehow

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

NEW #Moto3 all-time lap record 🚨

Hakim Danish is FAST immediately 🔥

#CzechGP 🇨🇿

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>Gabe Newell's son finished in 3rd place, in the 3rd category, with his car number ending with a 3, during his 3rd GT3 season

I SEE THE SIGNS

[A.Quddus @usernamekudus]

Lady driver 🫪

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

We slapped that Coutinho money on bitcoin

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

Becoming a ‘Malay-boo’ Malaysia nerd because Japan is too mainstream