Dan Fischer

A creature void of form.

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

Have a nice day!

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

@maddiedaabaddie Exactly. How does a show that’s been on LIVE for 50 years not have a plan B when this happens?

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This year's surprise. #MotoGP

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Wait, is the recently-appointed head of the NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD a reality show guy? Oof. #FAA #NTSB #planecrashdc

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Tragedy at Lenovo Ducati press launch today. Marc Marquez ate Pecco Bagnia's liver. Couldn't be helped. RIP Pecco. #MotoGP2025 #DucatiLenovoTeam #Ducati #DucatiLaunch

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I keep forgetting to take my Ginkgo

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@DWStweets Debbie Wasserman Schultz, I hope you’re happy. This is a great deal your fucking fault. Bernie would have demolished Trump in’16. Now, we’ve got the Rapist-in-Chief (again!) and you are, quite certainly, partially to blame for the scam you pulled on us.

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

Can't decide which to vote? China, X, Google, Amazon, Meta, Exxon/Shell, Lockheed/Raytheon, Big Pharma, Chemicals, Food Conglomerates, or the Prison Industry? Lucky for you! Every vote is a vote for all of them! #Election2024

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@elonmusk What the flying fuck are you drinking to post this propaganda bullshit? Pick a side? Fine, most everyone seems to need that in their lives, but THIS? Embarrassed for you.

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@ESPNHky who is in charge of your audio?! Watching the Caps-Rangers game, can barely hear a word you guys are saying.

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

@MotoGP Nothing to be done. The advanced aero is the culprit. Did Mav cut back out to quickly at the brake marker ? Should Bezz have been on the brakes sooner? Sure, maybe, but this happened and they are both alive.

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

@ups Our company, Cyberbike, booked over $20,000 worth of ground shipments out of our Los Angeles fulfilment hub last Friday, and UPS have yet to show up for their scheduled pickup. They said on the phone (after 1.5 hours) that they DO NOT CARE.

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@simoncrafar Both. The box is better but that is what I was referring to.

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

@simoncrafar love your work, please ask them to do something about your mic volume. It’s many decibels lower than the other commentators and makes hearing your excellent commentary difficult to understand.

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

Presidential debate drinking game: every time one of them drools or nods off you have to drink.

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

I own a carpet that really ties the room together.

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

This Stanley Cup final is fire. #nhl

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Marner to Blackhawks #nhl

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I don’t never know, but I don’t think they’ll make the parrish line.

[Dan Fischer @dan_fischer]

If I wash out a plastic restaurant container to use again, am I saving trash from going into a landfill- or the energy used to transport and recycle- or wasting valuable water resources?
#recycle #zerowaste