Bortenshlager

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evıł, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[Bortenshlager @dan_gatte]

@skaater Keep him in the dusty old box in the attic where he belongs

[Bortenshlager @dan_gatte]

@AmosStraps @lockedonwizards Bro’s sporting a Wizards pfp and talking shit on Bilal? Just say you don’t know ball

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT ??

[Bortenshlager @dan_gatte]

@torchedbyangels I swear… one game it’s casual gunplay… and the next you get steamrolled by blinking ability spamming corner sliding prefiring sweaty APES that haven’t seen the sun in their lives

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Bortenshlager @dan_gatte]

@SAILORCHlBlMOON Get contexed nerd

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

realizing how much disrespect i tolerated just because i have a good heart

[umi @binobratz]

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

[Bortenshlager @dan_gatte]

@PMastersMusic @CarlTFloorwalkr @wireframejames @SenatorCollins Oh look, the nepo baby manchild and failure of a father is trying to act tough through a phone screen again 🫵😂

[𝓞𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓲༒ @Arealmfouchi]

i whisper "the fuck" to myself at least 20 times a day LMAO

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

empathy burnout is so real, i’m tired of understanding people

[Bortenshlager @dan_gatte]

@AlphaaPrimee What’s the difference between a single arm cable row vs. both? I thought both promoted even growth and stability

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

This might be the coldest quote ever 😮‍💨

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[Bortenshlager @dan_gatte]

@Peacefully2025 @metzgov @katierogers @tylerpager The fact you’re more concerned with how many Likes his response got more than him basically admitting he’s committing war crimes says a lot about you as a person. Bad look for a “Christian Mother”, right?