Dan Sutton

The budget Russell Brand to my wonderful budget Noel Fielding

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Bread? Solid.

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@BillGates @Microsoft give me my fucking account back you bastards. You keep sending me to fucking robots that don’t do shit. Billy boy you’re a fucking billionaire. You don’t need me to spend another £25 to get a new @Minecraft account instead of letting me have the old one back

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Red Flag’s first gig at the Dolphin Pub in Melbourn on the 29th of August. Should be a good evening

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@daniel_enifer @rustyrockets My guy I think you have misunderstood the tweet-

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Just think, without 2011’s Gnomeo and Juliet™️ , Elton John would never have gotten his big break in the industry. Same goes for that Shakespeare fellow who copied the plot line of the movie for his own selfish gain

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@Lycqnn Hello there

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If this tweet gets more retweets than likes I will draw EVERY person who comments 👀

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Why would I revise for my A levels when I could play lego Harry Potter instead? What if I’m ever in a pub quiz about lego games. Do you think they’d ask me about carbon bonds and shit?

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@Maxime_AFC Ayo maximee!

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An account so cringey I just deleted it and started over

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The fact I am neither a pirate nor a cowboy is deeply distressing to me