Dan Harding

RU '20

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

legit just comically evil man

[Jiggidy @RealJiggidy]

If you from NY/NJ/Philly

You know wassup with this picture

[Cryler @Cryler__]

You guys remember when we ran Paul Skenes out of the game in the first inning on Opening Day? Good times

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

you know whats crazy Fox should have done what JR did and JR should have done what Fox did

[Ganso @GansoConABomba]

Wemby is our generations Lafayette. In a time of great need, a French teenager/ young adult came to America and helped lead his new adopted country to victory against tyranny (foul baiting unethical OKC bullshit)

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Max Kellerman:

“Bringing in James Harden to win a championship is like electing Donald Trump to fix your country.”

(via Game Over Pod, h/t @NBA__Courtside)

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[dr. cenzo @1trueyapper]

we praying for donte divincenzo not that fat orange pedophile

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Staff: Tell them the Jesus picture was doctored.

Trump: I'm a Doctor!

Staff: Tell them it's a small military incursion.

Trump: It's a great military excursion!

Staff: Tell them they're coming seeking asylum.

Trump: They're coming from Insane Asylums!

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Actual quotes from President Trump:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

A true disaster

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Burgum: “That will lower the price of gas for Americans…”

Trump: “Forget that, when is Venezuela gonna do the statue (of me)?”

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

BREAKING: Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett just said the quiet part out loud.

“If the war were to be extended it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy at all. It would hurt consumers…but that's really the last of our concerns right now."

They don’t care about us at all.

[Secrets and Laws @secretsandlaws]

I know there's a lot going on in the world right now, but we need to talk about back-in parking. It's become a national crisis.

[Julia @Julia_CaSsian]

I was so happy to finally play Pokémon Pokopia, it was awesome until Bulbasaur teached me the Leafage move which completely messed up my game world and save

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

The state of our union is unaffordable.

[Anthony Rivardo @Anthony_Rivardo]

Eli Manning should be in the Hall of Fame.

[Up & Adams @UpAndAdamsShow]

We've seen 13 quarterbacks combine for 37 rings...

Only FIVE of those rings have come without a Top-10 defense in the league 👀

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.