Dan King

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

A year ago today I said this as a joke. Turns out I wasn't joking.

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

Life has been too boring recently... might just switch my major again 🤪🤪

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

This is still just as relevant as the day I first posted it.

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

Me at Thanksgiving dinner when someone asks me how this semester is going

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

I feel a spiral coming on

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

@BigMikeOwsley

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

The Rockefeller’s owned standard oil

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

Is this the article that inspired Taylor Swift?????

[crazy ass moments in american politics @ampol_moment]

Former Vice President Nelson Rockefeller dies while creating the beast with two backs with his secretary. (1979)

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

Life has been too boring recently... might just switch my major again 🤪🤪

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

You know your childhood is dead whenever you think of Plato first when you hear someone say Play-Doh

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

I feel a spiral coming on

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

I want the book I wrote in middle school confessing my love to my crush to become a series.

[em! @_yikes__]

one direction members are sweating

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

Me at Thanksgiving dinner when someone asks me how this semester is going

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

Bestie I- 😂😂

[ek @ElizabethKaeli4]

@dan_k2020 Hey I’m dropping at semester…follow your dreams🥰🥰🥰

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

I have a paper thats 3 weeks late, another paper and a discussion board that are 2 weeks late, AND THEN ANOTHER PAPER AND DISCUSSION BOARD THAT ARE ALSO 1 WEEK LATE!!!! At what point to I give up?

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

That didn’t age well

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

Did we ever really get out of the state of nature?

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

The day townies finally start using their turn signal is the day I finally say I’m at peace with living in Kirksville.

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

And they say you can’t hear pictures smh

[Dan King @dan_k2020]

No sir, I was not flirting with your wife. I was just being nice because you obviously aren’t. #serverlife