Dan Maren

Father of boys, Brewers fan, Packers fan, just trying to get to the beach.

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@KBNESPN @ESPNMilwaukee @ESPNMadison @Dom_Cotroneo That Frelick HR is right dead smack in the middle of Ben’s face

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Buy a pizza get free sticks? Nope

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Hey @toppers I don’t tweet a lot but when you mess up an order and give a credit let a fella use it. No other deals at all?? Weak.

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2x-2” Tuesday? Nope

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Free garlic bread? Can’t use it.

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Free anything or discount anything? Can’t use it.

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Free breadsticks day? Can’t use it

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@Brewers Love the baby blues!

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@BrewerNation Durbin? Not tyler black? Dont we need the lefty bat? Or maybe not.

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@WBAY @crabbyproducer1

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@crabbyproducer1 Let me guess, he’s on the Sluggers. 😂

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@KBNESPN @BenBrust @ESPNMilwaukee @ESPNMadison @ESPNbd @BradNortmanisms @espnkylew What’s left of his PTO bank

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MLB fans reading that Angel Hernandez retired

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Best day ever. Had the chance to be a major leager. #lifeatnm

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@ByRyanWood Stop throwing it to your sister and f’ing throw it. Hit him. He shouldn’t have to dive when he’s that open.

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@dneedles12 That’s what I mean. AI gets all this stuff mixed up. It doesn’t speak English and you can tell. Also, English is the worst.

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@dneedles12 Almost everything is written by AI now. These sort of errors are everywhere and obvious.

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@crabbyproducer1 Please!

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@DimTillard @starwars I mean, Imagine Yoda feeding you slices of pizza via the force. You never have to get up from the recliner or anything. What’s more American than that?

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@ScalzoandBrust @ESPNMilwaukee @ESPNMadison @ESPNbd @espn @jasonjwilde It’s not artificial intelligence Ben is afraid of, I think it’s intelligence in general.