dan margulis

ok writer / so so photographer / decent hubbie // head of creative @potbelly //

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#GameofThronesseason8episode4 #starbuckscup

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xxxmas porn idea: elf on a milf

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always wait til second date before banging food

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

You wanted to know if it's 🆗 to have sex on the first date. So I've enlisted love expert, media personality, and author @AskDrRuth to answer!

Reminder to watch with sound on 🔊

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entire chargers team to receive halftime avocado toast injections #LACvsNE

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aquarium’s extinct species display just bones floating in tank

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#NationalChampionship2019 #BamavsClem #nationalchampionships

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in touching tribut to POTUS 41, Ben Stiller presents with hologram Barbara Bush #GoldenGlobes2019

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#NFL pros who prob had bad high school nicknames:
10. Lucky Whitehead
9. B.J. Bello
8. Leke Coutee
7. Carson Tinker
6. Jake Butt
5. Nick Chubb
4. Jeremy Sprinkle
3. Jerman Bushrod
2. Tyler Shatley
1. Wendall Smallwood

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white👏musicians👏be👏like👏while Latinos be👏👏👏like👏👏 #clave #musicnerdjokes

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Why👏wont👏this👏damn👏lamp👏turn👏on👏?👏

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I👏am👏happy👏and👏i👏know👏it👏

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#SurvivingRKelly @rkelly @HarveyWeinstein

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@steak_umm but that logo cap S holding out like old guy in UP

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pet peeve: dogs that talk to humans like they’re dogs

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@Potbelly

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feel like that polar bear who puts plastic straw in coke is in #sunkenplace

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ugh keep writing 2018 on my chex #NewYearsDay #2019Moods @ChexCereal

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Pacific Gas & Electric ‘Camp Fire’ float #RoseBowlParade2019

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isnt real controversy here why g dressed like he’s endorsed by @SlimJim

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the new Yanni v. Laurel? -- some people swear they hear Grover saying, "that's a f**king excellent idea."

i'm one of those people and i can't stop laughing