Daniel Marrison

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

@Danny_McMoomins "oh I got red lights all around" - the resus nurse looking at the monitors

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Don't know why I bother going to the Turkish barbers. I went in and asked for a low fade and not much off the top, and I left looking like Brock Lesnar

[Abdou @AbdoulayeD_]

Les souvenirs remontent aaaaah papa je suis nostalgique ! C'est à cause d'eux les bavardages en cours 😂

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Hahaha you know you're part of the struggle when you've had to give up shopping at a hypothetical Waitrose

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Bet Ashley Young woke up this morning and it was like the end of American Psycho where he was wondering if yesterday actually happened, or if he can actually get away with murder #NFFC

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

No bias at all there from Keown

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Martin Keown claims that 9⃣ out of the top 🔟 European referees would've awarded Bukayo Saka a penalty 🤔

🎙 @laura_woodsy

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Who would win in a fight (no weapons)

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Fellow over 30s:

Does anyone else warry some snap nowadays and 5 minutes later think, 'wow, that's gone straight to my anus', or is it just me, and I've probably got IBS or something

[Simpsons NFFC @SimpsonsNffc]

Once more for old time's sake. 🥲

This is... The Cooper Years

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Anyone still wearing shorts or is it just us high blood pressure gents?

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

When lads refer to their mates as 'brother' online like they served a tour of Nam together

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Nice objective view there with no bias whatsoever

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

🤔 “Would Pep be able to do what Klopp’s done with the same budget?”

🏆 “If Klopp had more money, they’d win the league year in & year out.”

Stephen Warnock questions if Pep could do what Klopp has done at #LFC

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

Nev & Carra go ref shopping (full drop)

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

I wonder if in 20 years time there will be 40-50 year old blokes looking in the mirror at their neck and face tattoos and still thinking, "looking good"

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

This weathers all well and good for dossing about it. But the moment I have to go somewhere the back of my t-shirt looks like a Rorschach test after 5 minutes

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Grown men...

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

The deleted video…

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Big Nardo doing the same as Davey Silvs in that the better he gets, the more his hairline falters

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

“I’ve had six incredible years at Manchester City and I’m delighted to extend my time here" ✍️ #MCFC

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Elanga #NFFC

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.

[Daniel Marrison @dan_marro]

Just been to Worksop tip