dan

[dan @dan_mcelvenny]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ian Doyle @IanDoyleSport]

It’s had a good run, but nothing lasts forever. Football is perhaps reaching the end of its natural existence as a genuine competitive sport and continues to morph into a television-led entertainment business. And is brilliant for people who enjoy that kind of thing

[dan @dan_mcelvenny]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

The handball rule is absolutely fucking insane.

There is no world where there should be a sporting advantage to your shot being off-target.

It means being worse at the sport is to your benefit if the ball has hit your hand just before you kick it. Utter fucking nonsense.

[dan @dan_mcelvenny]

🤔

[Premier League @premierleague]

Say hello to the Premier League x Guinness collection 👋

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[dan @dan_mcelvenny]

@PompeyJonny

[utdreport @utdreport]

Rayan Cherki after Manchester United beat Man City at Old Trafford 🤣

[Kev 屮 @UtdKev08]

🚨🎥| The reaction from the Manchester City dressing room after Manchester United came from behind to beat them 2-1 at the Etihad in the 2024/25 season. 🤣🤣

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Thanks, Jamie. It would be great to be able to get my head down and play football without my name being mentioned every day 😭

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

FINALLY #IamABaleba

[dan @dan_mcelvenny]

Yesssssss

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WmP1bD2JuT

[farhaan @iJailbreak10]

Everyone in the UK hearing that random Emergency Alert:

#severealert

[dan @dan_mcelvenny]

Thank fuck

[Co-operative Party @CoopParty]

LABOUR AND CO-OPERATIVE WIN IN GREATER MANCHESTER! 🌹🐝

Congratulations to Bev Craig on being elected the Labour and Co-operative Mayor of Greater Manchester!

[Simon Stone @sistoney67]

Knowing how good Kobbie Mainoo is at playing in tight spaces and progressing the ball up the pitch, it feels a total waste he didn’t feature for a single minute in this campaign when England only played well in fleeting moments. The Mexico win was fabulously defiant but overall I didn’t see the improvement in game management Thomas Tuchel was brought in for.

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

If that was Tuchel’s plan before the tournament, to protect the box for extended periods of games, it makes leaving Harry Maguire out completely unfathomable. It just looks like a rearguard worked in Mexico for 25 mins and then he became addicted to it.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

“You don’t do a documentary with a guy that wins nothing.”

MOURINHO, a new three-part documentary series, comes to Netflix 11 August.

[Mike Doyle @mikedoyley]

Monday
02:00 BST

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[Formula 1 @F1]

HE’S DONE IT!!! 🤩

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! 🏆🎉

#F1 #BarcelonaGP

[dan @dan_mcelvenny]

😢

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United admiration for Elliot Anderson well known but not in contention at current financial levels. #MUFC refusing to enter bidding war; targeting players who want them + focused on candidates like Mateus Fernandes & Alex Scott @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[dan @dan_mcelvenny]

🤔

[jamie jackson @JamieJackson___]

https://t.co/GVwO8OGvmS 'Manchester United remain intent on signing Elliot Anderson, with the executive optimistic they can beat Manchester City in the race to acquire the 23-year-old midfielder, who is valued at about £100m by Nottingham Forest.' Also looking at M Fernandes

[dan @dan_mcelvenny]

🥲

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester City submit opening offer to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson. #MCFC bid rejected by #NFFC but pursuit ongoing. Club bosses spoke at UEFA dinner last week (no suggestion it was to negotiate deal). W/ @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/ZCZbfRgZLY