Dan McKeever

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

@BloomRugby15 Why tf everyone just looking at me getting fucked up?😂😭

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

"I'm ugly as shit in high definition"

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This made my day https://t.co/w4gAfaYjUI

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I predict these things

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

THE FIGHT IS ON.

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

@samm_mckeever Ewwww you buy vlad still?

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

@AllyKammerman1 @EricMtimmons hey! That's my buddy Eric!!!

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

Grandma: you watching YOUR president get sworn into office?
Me: what do you mean by MY president?
Grandma: I sure as hell didnt vote for him

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

@tobin_bridget @samm_mckeever my profile is the same picture

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

Snapchat got me mad af for saying bttf 2 came out in 1982 when it clearly came out in 1989...

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

Eminem not even a candy https://t.co/B3z4feUnJf

[Mëds 🎪 @conor_meds]

Kanye West not even a direction https://t.co/OLUCCypvgc

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

Schuylkill hall always smell like loud when you walk in😒

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

My young boul @Rhawnhurst50 got pickled today! He didn't do it @AbingtonSenior #freemeds

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

Had an odd feeling that I was gonna get hurt at my rugby game yesterday and then I caught a knee to my eye...

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

So I broke the little tag on a zipper when I tried to open the bag...

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

@Rhawnhurst50 IK!😭

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

@Rhawnhurst50 that $100!!

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

So the back to the future Nikes are released and nike is doing a raffle for 100 pair Each raffle ticket costs $10 How many tickets do I buy?

[Dan McKeever @dan_mckeever]

How tf am I gonna have a midterm when I've only been in school for 5 weeks??