Daniel Paige

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@minkfitz_21 say it ain't so! All the best in Pittsburgh. My daughter just had her 4th bday and I got her your Fins jersey! Anyway to get it signed as a (going away) present? She'd go CRAZY.

[the dead author @thedeadauthor]

A Brief History of Philosophy
1. Socrates deletes his account.
2. Plato posts screenshots of Socrates.
3. Aristotle unfollows Plato.
4. Aquinas retweets Jesus.
5. Descartes mutes Aquinas.
6. Locke mutes Descartes.
7. Kant unfollows Locke and Descartes.
8. Hegel subtweets Kant.

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@God_Son80 Juice, I'm a huge Fins fan in enemy territory (CT). Trying to get my brother ur college jersey for Christmas to up his collection. Anywhere I can find it? Here's proof of my #finlove

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@JasonTaylor is there anywhere I can get your college jersey? I'd like to wear it when I drive out to Canton.

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@danieltosh

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@DanMarino @JasonTaylor -what do you guys think? Classy and understated? Just need JT's college jersey.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

She texted me: "Your adorable."

I replied: "No. You're adorable."

Now she likes me. All I did was point out her typo.

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@nike what if action just isn't enough?…this is from my mother’s vegetable garden. #justgrowit

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@BiGGP11 @SayerPaige #LSWho

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@RebeccaMalarks how's today looking?! get off text and finish college. #frisbee #lemonade #quad #finals #theendisnear #puppies #besthashes

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@tcadigan #swayze4life #dawsons #creek #twitch #wade #foomfoomfwap

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@BiGGP11 how are you feeling?! #weneedyou #back #haha

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@RebeccaMalarks if we're not extremely careful/cautious, you're coming home to a new roommate. #buster #shewantshimbad #cantevenconcentrate

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@68INCOGNITO our '72 D was the No Name Defense. Ur name is Incognito. Coincidence? I think not. #fins #dominant #superbowlherewecome

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@K_Wells06 bet you didn't know those cupcakes were meant to get you out of playing shape. #sabotage #bowlingisinthebag

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

#13 forever. Madden here we come. #bestofalltime #clockplay @DanMarino

[Daniel Paige @dan_paige]

@JasonTaylor what was your favorite moment from '06 when you won Defensive Player of the Year? #sacklunch

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Toddler Tip: Movies and back rubs at around nap time aren't signs of love. They're trying to put you in airplane mode.