Danial Weinstein

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@usermooseontwt *free agency

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@wrnglif @WembyCentral Pop's final gift was the gift of appreciation

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@ogDimwit @TheWapplehouse They've been perfectly deployed

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@chiweethedog Ready to stage the battle of the bulged

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@Mike_Kurland True, I more meant eventually than opening day

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@Mike_Kurland Is it wrong that I automatically assumed it was Yarborough?

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@Mike_Kurland Late to the party, but any chance this is just maximizing his at bats after missed time?

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@NotSauer @ChrisCleggMiLB Well, see, one game last year he hit a clutch homer so, ya know, there's that

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@Mike_Kurland Good thing Trevor Story is there

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@Mike_Kurland Team name: Lefty Goes Brrrrr

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@Mike_Kurland Or at least until they trade their young stars because they "can't afford to extend them"

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@Ecnerwal23 Ah yes, the Kevon Looney rule, where a team is required to interview the definition of mediocrity in their field

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@Trill_Cosbee @hornsfan722 @Deimos75 @billbarnwell The contract the titans would receive would be stripped of all guaranteed money, leaving the Titans with a 4 year, $187m contract they can cut at any time with no cap hit. Sounds great to me

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@The__RedDot But did he ask for the hot sauce?

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@Mike_Kurland Hasn't started prepping for April in Cleveland yey

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@CantGuardBlakeL @ghskiff @billbarnwell See? Really wasn't that difficult

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@ghskiff @billbarnwell A reference to why he considers Wilson good at throwing the football?

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@Mike_Kurland Sure, you could have Jake Burger, but those 3 guys could be anything, even another Jake Burger!

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@hausofdecline Now do a version without the comma please