Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel

slaughterhouse idiot

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

Pay no attention to that man jerking off behind the curtain.

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

this has unfortunately inspired my first ever poem

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC has released a new campaign 'What has the BBC ever done for me?' It will air during tonight's World Cup final coverage.

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@wrb91 annoying voice

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@SolHughesWriter now mr scorpion we're really going to need to work together on this river crossing project

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@LBC @TomSwarbrick1 it's going to be a 'Ban Plus', where we ban facebook for under 16s, and under 18s, and under 65s. Also we're banning Death Stranding, VPNs and HTTPS. Then we're going to rewrite the fb, x and bluesky algorithms and give the police extra powers to fly to cali and arrest zuck

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@keewa a second alternative sausage roll has hit the nation

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@EricTrump @Trump @realDonaldTrump probably a stupid question but where are the books?

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@jelly_pack it's like the lottery - fortnite has made over $25 billion. whoever designed highguard clearly has no idea why but that's what they're trying for

[avery 🏳️‍⚧️🎧 @restsinagony]

never forget keir starmer paraded her grieving mother around parliament to gain sympathy votes from the left and then when he got to office he rolled back on trans policies and used ghey's murder to push phone bans in schools.

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@breeallegretti firm handshakes all round. people clapping each others backs. "great job Keir!" times reports Starmer has played 'another blinder'. reform +3

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@Peston You are worse than useless

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@keewa Yeah but have you heard what passes for spokespeople of the other parties? Starmer seems to getting even worse somehow if you ask me

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@afneil Did all those teachers have left wing teachers themselves, who were in turn taught by left wingers? Ya fucking moron

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@minchoi absolutely criminal

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@MarkSeddon1962 ignoring epstein, which we absolutely shouldn't, how about because he's been an influential figure in uk politics since fucking 1985! wanker

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@TheNewWorldmag @MatthewdAncona never seen anyone throw their toys out of the pram as hard as you did when we had a labour leader with some principles on this very topic. why don't you shut the fuck up for once

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

i think if I were an american gun guy I'd get a cool leather hip holster that makes me feel like like clint eastwood rather than pointing my pistol directly at my dick and balls no matter how confident I was

[Ronnie Adkins @RonnieAdkins]

My Sunday evening:
Reverse searing a steak. Dry firing off my back deck. Camera propped up on a bourbon glass.

I’ve been shooting so much bolt action I forgot how much I loved pistol. Back into it soon.

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@keewa There's not nearly enough qualified people to staff a significant number of power stations so it is literally Homer Simpson as Safety Inspector

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@sracka_omacka @raaleh i actually love to practise fretting with my right hand while my friend silently plucks a guitar so that's fine

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@barneycarroll he's right actually an hour and a half of pre game show and cialis ads brought to you by jpmorganchase followed by the national anthem sung by snooki with a USAF flyover would have me buying a gun and using it

[Dan Jarvis Cocker Spaniel @dan_spaniel]

@kennardmatt wow an anonymous source promises there are some people who disagree? what fucking good is that matt? are we doing pr for mi6 now?