Dan

I cannot emphasise enough that my body is a badly design, poorly put together vessel.

[Dan @dan_tg96]

After 8 hours of labour I am pleased to confirm the arrival of a healthy bag of stem cells. @AnthonyNolan

[Dan @dan_tg96]

@LoathedStranger Asking me to spell Ehibhatiomhan at short notice seems unfair

[Dan @dan_tg96]

@bet365help why wasn't this cash out option working for the entire game?

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Naylz is BACK.

We’ve signed 1B Josh Naylor to a five-year contract through the 2030 season. #TridentsUp

🔗 https://t.co/1ZAO3LGy8q

[Dan @dan_tg96]

@ACTaylor96 @Magpie24_7 Fuck right off hahahahah hows this happened

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

YoU aRe A cRaVeN cOwArD

[Dan @dan_tg96]

Comfortably the most undeserved winners of a penalty shootout

[Dan @dan_tg96]

@dphunt88 @UtdChurchesCC Great knock though. Good temporary comeback

[Dan @dan_tg96]

@MarinerMuse He took over from Clark the Cub the other day attempting to hit balls into the bleachers. Then hit a linedrive straight into the mascots head and walked away

[Dan @dan_tg96]

Claiming half the credit for that century.

[Swindon United Churches CC @UtdChurchesCC]

Gabz continued his fine Moredon form last night. Gilly did alright as well…

Off to Lydiard tomorrow night for the El Defto.

[Dan @dan_tg96]

@UtdChurchesCC This is a pleasing graphic

[Dan @dan_tg96]

@CPat11

[Dan @dan_tg96]

@LoathedStranger Can't believe Holloway is gutted about the season ending soon after games like that

[Dan @dan_tg96]

This is a textbook performance of how to stop the home team committing to a game plan. Holloway might actually know what he's doing #sftc

[Dan @dan_tg96]

Tottenham are an embarrassment

[Dan @dan_tg96]

@TommyB47 Heaven forbid you question the teams fitness levels

[Dan @dan_tg96]

How have England's womens team gone from being very very good to very very bad in such a short space of time

[Dan @dan_tg96]

Two soft ass penalties

[Dan @dan_tg96]

Baffling defending but thats obviously a foul on Barden

[Dan @dan_tg96]

Not a foul on the keeper then? No? You sure?

Okay then.