Dan Wickes

NYC standup. Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. Check out Roast Battle League NY. he/him

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

I just found out a comedian I know finds it annoying how often I mention winning the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. I on the other hand think it’s funny. And I know funny. It’s why I won the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

@HunterBiden Dude run for office

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Imagine releasing the sex tape exonerates Diddy because it’s no longer sex trafficking and he was just shooting a legal porno

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Nobody reads anymore. You can be surrounded by literally thousands of books and still prefer to shoot JFK

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Hey Cracker Barrel fans get on this I want my Biscoff cookie

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles).

Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024.

Consumers lose, every single time.

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

What about those who pace maniacally and are constantly in other people’s way?

[Earth @earthcurated]

Those who walk faster generally enjoy longer lives, supported by extensive long-term studies.

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

AI trains on original content. Content created using AI creates a feedback loop making AI train on worse and worse quality materials. We should be distrustful of non-AI creators, they are fueling AI

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Whenever I see a hot celebrity like Meghan Thee Stallion get cheated on I think why couldn’t she just date a guy like me who could also cheat on her

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

I miss when Meghan Trainor was fat!!!

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It is too soon to joke about Trump's assassination. I will be sticking to jokes about Charlie Kirk.

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Imagine a fake shooter and a real shooter showing up to the same event

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

When I scream fuck it’s not because of my Tourrettes. It’s because I am mad that I have Tourrettes

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Right wing government buying Spirit Airlines to prove that government owned businesses don’t work

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Executive who funds AI so that Skynet will spare him as “one of the good ones”

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Reinstate the draft but then everybody too old to be drafted doesn’t get to vote

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Why is it called Grok and not FratGPT?

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

@RadishHarmers Congrats dude!

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Despite all its flaws, ChatGPT has made it a lot easier to gaslight women

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

@Coop_leon Travis Kelce singing “you belong with me” to the girl dating the quarterback

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

If I wanted people to feel like my AI made movie could communicate authentic human experience I probably wouldn’t cast Gal Gadot

[TheWrap @TheWrap]

Doug Liman made a $70 million movie using AI about the creator of bitcoin called Killing Satoshi, starring Gal Gadot, Casey Affleck and Pete Davidson. https://t.co/zls3KtIt16

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Iran didn't count on our secret weapon: the free market. Right now, millions of Strait startups are working around the clock to completely change the way we think about narrow waterways.