Dan Wiffle

having more of a Baja hard time than a Baja blast right now.

[Dan Wiffle @dan_wiffle]

@OhioTate Really should have cleaned and slept in the tub. Bed bugs stick to fabrics and porous materials.

His boot is going to be crawling with them.

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@LyraKirrily @baroncoleman I am the country’s leading hotdog expert and Baron is correct; it’s a sandwich.

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@baroncoleman “ Sir, all we asked for was no more foreign wars and make voting legitimate again.”

“HERES $5000 SMACKAROOS MUTHERF***ER”

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@CeliaDarlene85 @baroncoleman The accused and her defense have never denied she killed them. She is trying to get off based on a half-baked insanity charge.

She strangled those children to death.

If she would have strangled three dogs, she would have been shot in the head by now.

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@baroncoleman Defense seems to believe that is the case. But, this could be his last chance to grandstand and get all of these psychotic women to rally and influence the juror to not convict.

She’s going to walk, or wheel, I guess.

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@MichalHeller78 @noahs_corner What was his issue on the football draft? I don’t listen to fantasy podcasts.

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@baroncoleman Is there a porn star speaking at his funeral like the one speaking on TPUSAs new tour?

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@tylerbowyer Why is this porn star speaking at your Reno event?

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@thegolics The ESPN programming I grew up watching to Pat McAfee

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@theblaze Big Randy just looking for a few coins.

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@candaceoshow Checking for any coins that still needed ridges cut into them.

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@NoLayingUp Greg Norman getting backed down by congress.

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@flushingitgolf Is there a Rhino Jive scheduled? What about the garden parties?

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@KVanValkenburg lol a 58. They should let him play from the red tees in Indy to try and win the $54 million, provided by the Investor.

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@KVanValkenburg This just looks like something else that wants to charge me $200 before food and drink and I’m just not participating.

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@NoLayingUp just so we are clear, Tommy Fluffer has to have one of the best putting weeks of his entire life just to beat a 30 man field?

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@NoLayingUp Team USA lets fucking goooooooooooooo!!!

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@NoLayingUp DJ Trahan looked like a skinny Patrick Reed on the playback.

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@NoLayingUp Xander and Patrick once again showing how close their friendship is as they tumble down the leaderboard hand in hand.

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@NoLayingUp I’m not having fun anymore.