Dana Matthews

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[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

The #kardashians are fucked

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

@20thcenturyfox what’s with cut short weird gun commercials?

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

@FOXChannelLA what’s up with the cut short gun commercial?

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

I love #TopChefKentucky already. #teameddie

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

I feel like @stassi and I would be friends. #vodkaandhotdogs

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

@frankruptcy Hahaha I was just looking through my past tweets. Basically I look tapped

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

Most of my tweets are when I’m buzzed watching reality tv. Is this who I am? #buzzbuzz #realityjunkie #whatsreality

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

@ColinMacyOToole @robmacy Your mom is sahhh cute!

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And time for another Fan-Appreciation challenge! RT this for a chance to win game-worn jerseys signed by todays challenge winners, and other cool prizes! Rules: https://t.co/m1nkinC0mR 👕✨ #TheChallenge32

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

I know I’m a day late—-but I agree with @Marie_TBD , I hate @CaraMariaMTV #TheChallengeFinalReckoning

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

20 year anniversary of SATC.. never felt so old

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

@kayla_sessler girl... I’ve been where you are. Your sons dad is important but not more than you son or your mother... or you. I’m not judging. I’m genuinely concerned

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

#NewProfilePic

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

I’ve never hated anyone as much as I hate @MTVDevinWalker

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

Today at work I’ll be drinking tequila.. so... ya know I’ve had harder days 🤷🏻‍♀️ #dreamjob #tequila #tastetest #thesweetlife #life #love

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

I think even as a child as young as Georgie, I would still know that a clown in a sewer is a bad idea 🤷🏻‍♀️🤡 #IT #clown #Georgie

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY https://t.co/YKxdWEtau4

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

Thank GOD @chefbrotherluck just knocked Claudette out. She was always looking for a scape goat! Have some integrity, girl! @BravoTopChef #topchef #integrity #coward #growup

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

So basically Claudette from @BravoTopChef is maybe the biggest coward on realty TV right now #growup #ownyourshit #topchef #selfish

[Dana Matthews @dana_drinks]

Good morning! The weather today in MA is a high of 50 degrees! #CaptainMorgan rum punches for everyone! #diageorep #rum #heatwave #globalwarming #whathappenedtowinter?