Dana Ulwick

Very good at accidentally offending people. Former hot dog enthusiast turned veggie dog enthusiast.

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Respectfully, absolutely fucking not.

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@CrumblCookies 🤍

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@rosalieannabell STUNNING. You looked flawless!

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@MollyWalsh Holy moly Molly!!

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@braeddleston That was SO uncomfortable

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@kellykeegs Iconic

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Hot take - that wasn’t as good as it could have been.

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@CrumblCookies @brennajackson

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I’ll admit it was a biiiiit of a risk buying a Zappe jersey two weeks ago but NOW … now it’s my prized possession.

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@r1ckhouse @braeddleston To be fair horror movies usually do have naked chicks

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@rosalieannabell This is amazing

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@rosalieannabell @laurenbonato WOW what a day!!!

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@rosalieannabell @laurenbonato Wow is this your wedding date?! If it is We’re getting married on the same day 🤗

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Where’s the emoji with the dark deep bags under it’s eyes and a grimacing smile that’s trying to hold back tears? Because I need it. We all need it.

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Words can’t explain how much I wish this was my job

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The year is 2022 and one of my only sources of dopamine is watching videos of people with water in their mouths slap each other in the face with tortillas

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My favorite Ubers are the ones where they’re on a secret phone call but you’re not sure if their talking to you and if you should jump in

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@MollyWalsh @rosalieannabell Congrats @rosalieannabell !!!

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Why when I hangout with a new group of people do I tell the most random/ irrelevant stories I haven’t thought of in 10+ years? Someone must know.

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@beccajacksonyo I read this tweet wearing all white sneakers