dana

where the queso is

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

STEPHON CASTLE. DAWG 😭😱

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[dana @danabanaaa]

who do I need to talk to about getting rid of the barrel jean trend?

[dana @danabanaaa]

not me ordering a shaken espresso from the sauna

[dana @danabanaaa]

god bless marc i have not shut up about taylor swift and Travis kelce PLUS I have not shut up about what song usher will sing first at the Super Bowl

[dana @danabanaaa]

not me logging vodka sodas into my calorie counter

[dana @danabanaaa]

me watching Sunday football:
“Omg is that prince Harry!?”
Marc: “that’s Carson wentz”

[CPS Energy @cpsenergy]

And they’re off! @NewsfromJEA, we’re on the way! 🙌💪

#SanAntonio, please keep our crews in your prayers as they head out to #Florida. Be safe, team! #HurricaneIan

🤝: @COSAGOV & @Ron_Nirenberg & @publicpowerorg

[dana @danabanaaa]

marc is working under the car and needs help. he needs me to carefully bring him a washer set. he tells me “bring that over here really carefully. Just like when you carry a little cheese and cracker” 🥴🥴

[dana @danabanaaa]

me crying the whole jlo documentary out of sheer inspiration. Marc:

[dana @danabanaaa]

sitting right next to my boyfriend in our house and sending him a friend request on nextdoor

[dana @danabanaaa]

when you buy a 60 dollar bottle of wine, are sitting in the establishment, google it and find out it’s only 25 dollars at target <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 😭

[dana @danabanaaa]

30👏🏽%👏🏽 off 👏🏽 is 👏🏽not👏🏽a👏🏽black👏🏽friday👏🏽deal

[dana @danabanaaa]

not me watching the #MetGala while I pour cholula on my Chile lime chicharrones

[dana @danabanaaa]

really gotta get my hands on Tom Brady’s skincare regimen.

[dana @danabanaaa]

nothing wakes my boyfriend up from a deep sleep like lisa rinna cackling on #rhobh. every.single.time.

[dana @danabanaaa]

need to take a personal day for this Ben affleck j lo news

[dana @danabanaaa]

@andfkthis @Andy @bernsy this is important !!

[dana @danabanaaa]

@Andy Dolores did it not upset you that Melissa came into your house at your award brunch and made shady comments to you about your relationship? - dana from San Antonio

[dana @danabanaaa]

it’s why have I eaten half a can of bean dip myself o clock