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Stockton ‘21 | Rutgers MSW ‘25 | too dead to die

[𖤝 @kyworms]

so you just fucking went down to south park and had yourself a fucking time.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[d a n a @danaerinn]

https://t.co/uNSORWRhaR

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Can the Philadelphia police help me do dreams and nightmares at the rocky steps one of these late nights????? Like pop up type shit? Bring the eagle trophy when we figure it out! I wanna show something!

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Panic! At The Disco released Build God, Then We’ll Talk on this day 19 years ago.

https://t.co/jkNsGX3dX6

[Lucas™️ @luccmcrae]

Tate mcrae - forgetting how to talk (unreleased) https://t.co/vgd6BK4yU6

[RiFF RACH @rachelkeenaa]

i asked dana "why do people take pictures of their infants like this".
her response:

[ethan @sabpantheress]

there is something so magical about coincidence bridge live

[d a n a @danaerinn]

taking my zoloft with a capri sun

[vinny 🐾 @vnspresso]

first never getting laid performance ever and she sounds just as angelic as i knew she would

[$𝔞𝔪 @2xsam_]

Me after being at work for 1 hour.

[dean @tatebillsza]

that’s impossible tate mcrae built the best bridge a year ago

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

when jesus died and came back was it because he got narcanned

[sarah 🐾 @oldreclinersss]

i refuse to be controlled by the grammys. congratulations tate mcrae