dana fisher

Making plans to change the world, while the world is changing us.

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

Never trust a pale girl on a boogie board #rip

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

Is it truly a beach day if you don't get stabbed in the heart by a wild umbrella?

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

@LindseyKocsik At least you have dates to sum up 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ellen Everett @ellieE_g0ld]

“My whole wretched life swam before my weary eyes, and I realized no matter what you do it’s bound to be a waste of time in the end so you might as well go mad.” - Jack Kerouac

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

The girls sitting in front of me on the plane are brainstorming hashtags for their weddings and I'm here thinking about what kind of tacos I'm going to have for lunch.

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

Dogs need to be put in the doghouse.

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

25 & past it

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@LindseyKocsik I'll be there soon! Not sober!!

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

@zaynabhashemi I'll take those off your hands

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

I've been tagged in that Winter PUNderland video on fb a dozen times...I think it's safe to say that I'm the funny friend 🤗🤷🏼‍♀️

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

I'm honestly done trying to understand people who don't like thanksgiving food.

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

When your mom tells you that you have no life

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

Handing out candy to trick or treaters in my pajamas with no bra on. Living my best life.

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

This is not my week. Not my month. Not my year. Not my life.

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

@cindysfromnj I'm jealous

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

I live for witty banter.

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

My horoscopes are scary accurate. Except for the ones that say my love life is "blossoming"...those are always a flop.

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

When people say you have to be really depressed to like the new Brand New album

[dana fisher @danafisher3]

Old habits die hard.