Dana Evans 🩺

I love life, La Croix, the Steelers and my grandbaby 🩷

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

damn robots taking over everything

[PTMC HR PARODY @PTMC_HR_PARODY]

Attn: All PTMC Staff

Please be aware that the the new AI-based inventory tracking and procurement system (Tracking with AI for Needed Tools and Supplies) will be operational as of Monday, June 22nd. Department heads will no longer be responsible for inventory management.

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@doeyeddoctor @SexyJackAbbot 💍👀

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@canibefrank_ ctfu at this

[LaCroix Water @lacroixwater]

Celebrating #NationalCucumberDay our favorite way ☺️🥒 With our Blackberry Cucumber Sparkling Lemonade mocktail! Recipe below 👇

Recipe:
✨ 1 cucumber, blended
✨ 8-10 mint leaves
✨ ½ oz lemon juice
✨ 3 oz cucumber juice
✨ ¼ oz honey syrup
✨ Top with LaCroix Blackberry Cucumber

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@OL_Jack_rAbbot the ratio is killing me 😂

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

👀

[PTMC HR PARODY @PTMC_HR_PARODY]

Attn: Department Heads

The amount spent on surgical lubricant has exceeded budgetary maximums for three consecutive quarters. Until further notice, the following departments will secure their supplies of surgical lubricant and track its use:

Emergency Department

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@huckberryblast

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@OL_Jack_rAbbot @PTMC_HR_PARODY @MRobinavitch73 I’d love to see them try

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

🛥️ 🌊 ☀️

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@PTMC_HR not normally on your side, but I am right now

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@doeyeddoctor I’m sorry sweetie.

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

please God no

[Redd @ReddCinema]

A Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can actually stick into the sand on the beach 👀

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@MRobinavitch73 well well well who’s got wrinkles now @droughtaknow

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@droughtaknow with the mouth of a sailor

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@floweredemma @MRobinavitch73

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@droughtaknow from you, that is very nice, poetic even

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

@floweredemma love him 🩷

[Dana Evans 🩺 @danaincharge92]

About last night 🥂🖤🍾🎆