Dana Jean Rider

obscure functionary cultivating harmless eccentricities
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UNR MFA '24

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

[mich ☻︎ @michmekissme]

if you use — , you're hot

[olivia stowell @oliviastowell]

the thing about academia is that no matter how “successful” you become you will always be an adult wearing a backpack

[Matt Ortile @ortile]

for all the high-anxiety high-performing Depresseds out there: sometimes you just have to believe that your bare minimum is other people’s 100% and let that calm you down for a day or two

[Omar S. Rashad عمر @omarsrashad]

once they put em dashes on keyboards it's over for yall

[Shira Erlichman @sheer_awe]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever made your therapist laugh

[Molly Seavy-Nesper @Nindoonjibaa]

Do I want to go to grad school or do I just want to buy school supplies?

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is sympathy and the smell of lavender.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta

[alexis kimberly @notsixela]

"are you okay" no i've been the same height since i was 12

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

(Real quick, abortion isn't always a "tough choice" or "heartbreaking" and that framing is so weird. Sometimes it's a miracle and a no-brainer and a straightforward healthcare decision for everyone involved. Abortion is healthcare and a human right.)

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

If the entire state of California could open up, why couldn't Big? We didn't need to wear masks in public anymore, but why did I feel like he was still wearing one with me?

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

first of the month again! time to grit my teeth and send a thousand dollars to a terrible little man who is uglier, stupider, and lazier than me

[Anna Mazzola - is not here @Anna_Mazz]

Hate it when you’re reading and your boobs fall out.

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

looking toward the future