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It isn't all gravy.

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Friendly's sign near my house "WE WI H YOU WELL STEVE" touches me how they used the last "S" for his name

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Need to toss ancient purse tampons. How tragically broken does my vagina need to be to accommodate cotton shaped like a plastic bag twist

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what is waffle uncool #notcool

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update: the woman with a teardrop tattooed on her forehead checked the soft spot, baby is OK. #PioneerValley #RMV

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update: The Chatty Traveller forgot to use his accent when guy behind him in line dropped his baby. #RMV

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"I go to Thailand a lot. it's not better or worse. It just is, you know? it's the journey." - The One Chatty Guy at the #PioneerValley #RMV

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should've known I'd be able to smell the yawn of the kid in class reading The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test @PioneerValley

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thanks, unicyclist with the beard grazing your nipples, for reminding me I live in #WesternMA. 2 wheels in the bike line is so "done"

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any #SouthEastAsian brothers and sisters out there dig cover bands? auditioning for 4 Naan Blondes. no, I'm not (ne)paling around

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when I feel like a #loser living in a small town, I turn the radio on, bet that Eddie Money is playing and WIN every time!

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saved $$ shopping at @AEO but their baby slut-shaped pants are giving me abdominal pain. #bittersweet

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to the SUV who ran into a candy truck leaving @PlanetFitness ... I feel you, bro. hope you and your #guns are okay.

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when they tested it...did the dermie and gyno go with a sunscreen-like, "you rub me, I rub you" deal? #quidproHOT

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you know you're listening to #WesternMA radio when the booming male voiceover references his former partner Larry...

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Community Weed Pull advertises: "We supply the boats, you supply the hands!" ... damn, this would be dirty / compelling in #FindingNemo

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BREAKING: 80% of ticket sales for The Purge due to misguided bulimics #PurgeNight

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Sign for blood drive at the #WesternMA Olive Garden ... pretty sure no one wants that blood after #CrispyRisottoBites

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when Air Canada thinks your name is danal #FamilyVacation14

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@IGGYAZALEA @ArianaGrande love your song but tonelessly hissing along to "I got one less problem without you" in my cubicle got me #reported

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half-off happy hour at @Starbucks ... the Frappture