Dan Amaro

PHX. LA. NYC. Comedian.

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@bajo @wizards_magic

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@KyreneDad Hey thanks for reminding me why I never want to move back to AZ. It’s homophobic cowards like you who unfortunately make all the other wonderful people in that state look bad. Hope you’re family doesn’t have to deal with this negativity, just you and you only.

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First day of training and I’m already too sleepy to wanna go to work. Maybe I can get first cut #NationalNappingDay

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When you thinkin bout hoes and two walk by, that's what I call a thot bubble #randomraplyrics #offthedome #ishouldfreestyle

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TONIGHT at @TheRebelPHX Doors open at 7:00pm Come see @MishkaShubaly @kristinelevine @theanwarnewton and Me! @ErickBiez

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What did the Asian-Italian cholo say when he left the room?? Ciao, mane!

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I hate it when last night's "me" plans today's "me's" day. It's like, dude, stop smothering me.

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Watching Michael Longfellow change shirts for Literally the Worst Show ever at @ValleyBarPHX . Sweet.

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Chillin at #snapbattles prelims at @houseofcomedyaz it's the closest I get to a playa haters ball #ohsnap

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Doing a set at #theRockBar on 7th Ave and Indian School, swing by if you're in the 'hood! #fuckon

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When you eat a pound of chicken, you poop a pound of chicken.

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Doing the #CharacterShow at Bridgette's before I head to LA with @ErickBiez ! Starts at 8pm, be there!

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Doing #theNakedYak podcast tonight!

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#FF @heidigeldis @PaulyPeligroso @PhilDulles @IAmKevinElliot @DanAmaroComedy @ScottSandry @AliM1986 @ShaunLatham @TheFullCharge

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Going to check out #theSwitch at @CrescentPHX! If you're downtown, don't miss an amazing show! #FuckOn

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#FF @DanAmaroComedy @MTStorrs @onmattalon @rad_milk @jamesmunoz @PaulyPeligroso @heidigeldis @ShaunLatham @americanstndrds @heidigeldis

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I'm finally living in downtown Phoenix! Shout out to @Solace24 for all the help, and if you're ever down here, hit me up to hang out!

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Doing a double set at @SUScomedyclub ! Doing the #DrunkTank podcast and the showcase! Starts at 730 tonight! #FuckOn #Drunk #SharkTank

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Instead of the T-virus, the Diva-virus #residentevil #endgame #fuckon https://t.co/aL0LTR1uF3

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Tonight! Come check out an awesome lineup at #ComedyonFire at the Firehouse Art Gallery! Show starts at 8, $5 cover, BYOB!