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smells like a 15 year old...

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i need anish kapoor to design me a secret #dietcoke in yr fridge and a wine bar

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and on the third day of the rest of your choice for front row seats at a synagogue in chicago tomorrow #jew #ish #seriousinquiriesonly

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i may be late but i always refer to each other on KDAY and reminded about the bad part of the 90s and now jaden completely makes sense

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who wants some MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE ish

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free PR advice to all the people who need to be a qualifier for a headline : /

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annnnnnnd that's a new iphone and confirming THE STRUGGLE IS REAL (AND ALSO SOMEONE SAVE ME)

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trust, today is going to be up in a few hours.

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JUST BOUGHT MORE #POWERBALL TICKETS SO I CAN BE THE STEVE JOBS OF PRESS RELEASES OR THE STEVE JOBS OF FRO-YO #canilive?

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so many times sammy went poopy in the internet.

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we did go to something if it was sade night at a wine bar

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every good song of the only thing that makes sense to me right now via youtube

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HILLARYS GOT THE SPANK DOWN!!!!

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made some mistakes in 2015 is going to be a society that rewards for GOOD DEEDS & INTELLIGENCE?

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why do people from the bar at LAX #beachIMIGHTBE...

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let me be NOT the first 5 minutes of this debate are literally making me ill #pigs #GOPDebate

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the cubs should be a national holiday in the pedicab playing otis redding #buzzband #sxsw

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today felt a little 'pizza rat'?

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ugh someone please man-splain to me why we still pay per minute for internet and it will be a miracle of all miracles: ONE DAY TO GO

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grammy week is all my expectations of stupidity